joeybananas @OneFartJackson

I am the fart in the night. twitch.tv/doublefartjack… Joined April 2017

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joeybananas @OneFartJackson

8 years ago

@nypost We see this man and his plight makes us feel better about our own miseries by contrast. What a world.

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joeybananas @OneFartJackson

8 years ago

@SpiderManMovie Here's what happened based on what I'd do as a writer. Spiderman along with everyone else, didn't die, they all just went back to the past. LEFTOVERS + BACK TO THE FUTURE FTW.

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joeybananas @OneFartJackson

8 years ago

#NewProfilePic

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joeybananas @OneFartJackson

8 years ago

She should have handcuffed herself to one of the doors, so she could open it for everyone coming in.

Will Sommer @willsommer

8 years ago

No arrest for Laura Loomer, who's being let off with a warning for trespassing at Nancy Pelosi's house / trying the doors on the house to see if they were locked.

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Chelsea Peretti @chelseaperetti

8 years ago

EDUCATION IS A NATIONAL EMERGENCY

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Sean O’Connor @seanoconnz

8 years ago

The only thing I like about Lindsay Graham is that he looks like one of those coquettish piggies outside of a BBQ restaurant.

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joeybananas @OneFartJackson

8 years ago

@MarkRuffalo Me after Bernie lost the primary.

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joeybananas @OneFartJackson

8 years ago

@JackPosobiec Looks like he's got hernia DERANGEMENT syndrome.

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joeybananas @OneFartJackson

8 years ago

@REALMizkif I'm sorry for your loss.

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joeybananas @OneFartJackson

8 years ago

@tonygoldmark You can't just misunderstand the crux of a statement and pass it off as wisdom. This is a standard technique for your kind.

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC

8 years ago

To quote Alan Moore: “None of you understand. I'm not locked up in here with YOU. You're locked up in here with ME.” 🤣

Cristóbal Alex @CristobalJAlex

8 years ago

Let me try and save folks some time here. You cannot rein in Latinas. They rein you in. #YearOfTheLatina #FutureIsLatina “Exasperated Democrats try to rein in @AOC” politi.co/2Chde4N @politico

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joeybananas @OneFartJackson

8 years ago

@CarmenSandiego But what about THESE GUYS?

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joeybananas @OneFartJackson

8 years ago

@EW @disneyaladdin @MenaMassoud @NaomiScott It looks like a porn parody.

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Myq (Parenthetical) Kaplan @myqkaplan

9 years ago

good night. you have done it again. you have made it through another day. you have worked and lived. you have thought and felt. you have been and done. you have loved and been loved. you are loved. and now you may rest. sleep. dream. good luck. good work. good night.