The hero in every story. 𖦖 NOT @TheAJMendez. @OneFinalChapter
When people claim it is impossible to be a little crazy and still succeed, tell them I am living proof that both can be true. parody.x.com/TheAJMendez The pen belongs to me.Joined August 2023
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It wouldn’t be a return without the family photos to make it feel real. Larry played along for a few seconds, but only after some off-camera treat bribing.
I was ambushed, distracted, and robbed by a crooked official and a flying stinger with a death wish at Wrestlepalooza.
So no, I don’t accept defeat. I didn’t lose.
I’m proud not just to stand beside you in the ring, but to stand beside you in marriage. This woman makes me proud to call myself her husband all year long. I’ve been lucky to witness her accomplishments, in and out of the ring. Saturday was your night. #Wrestlepalooza
42 Followers 63 FollowingPersonification of a god is necessary to stand toe to toe with this rebellious figure, anger him and the consequences shall be dire. 𓆰 @CMPunk parody.
6 Followers 31 FollowingYou can’t fight what you fear, and you can’t survive what I am. I’ll leave you in the dark, begging for mercy, with only a bloodstain to remember me by. parody.
72 Followers 88 FollowingGifted by a legacy of genetics with a hound like mentality, Bron Breakker doesn't look to break his enemies, the mission is to destroy.┊@BronBreakkerWWE parody.
286 Followers 446 FollowingAn extraordinary man who can do extraordinary things. and his track record proves that doubting him on accomplishing the extraordinary would just be foolish.
2K Followers 83 FollowingDon’t let the sweet smile fool you because behind it’s steel sharper than any boot that’s ever hit this mat. This southern belle storms in stilettos. parody.
937 Followers 358 FollowingShe’s not God’s Greatest Creation anymore. She’s the most toxic, baddest bitch in the game. She’s just that damn good. Beating the best, to be the best.
103 Followers 323 Following@Eagles
— His versatility is what made him the man he is today. Being able to get out there on the field and help when is needed,
5K Followers 270 FollowingBeen in this game for more than twenty and I been crowned seventeen. Poster child for goat status. Nobody can do it like me or better. ๛ @JohnCena parody.
13K Followers 227 Following@WWERomanReigns fan account. ➢ Impenetrable was a phase. In line, is what’s contemporary. More often than not, some concede. But, you all will bow.
874 Followers 214 FollowingWhile choosing not to follow in my father’s footsteps that’ll put me on a “good” path, I found joy in doing things in a way only you describe as dirty. parody.
240 Followers 7K FollowingDTF Account
Multi RP Account (I RP as GUYS ONLY)
My Instagram: @guythebirthday
My Snapchat: Jmc4817
My account is for FEMALES ONLY
My backup: @birthda24239Guy
600 Followers 305 FollowingThe appearance of this blonde alone captures the attention on the audience, that’s why “the real deal” is more than a nickname. ✎ᝰ fan account.
5K Followers 419 FollowingWhile most often associate me with controversy, it only means that they’ll never be on my level of exceeding every expectation as a generational talent. parody.
781 Followers 2K FollowingIf you can’t figure out your purpose, figure out your passion. so moving forward, your passion can lead you right into your purpose. ✧ fan account. |SS|
1K Followers 177 FollowingDoes my brashness offend you? Do something about it then dummy. I don’t do average joes cause the megastar is larger than life.๛@RealLAKnight parody.
1K Followers 279 FollowingBigger than my body, colder than this home, meaner than my demons, and bigger than these bones. So, tell me, who is in control? ꫂ @itsBayleyWWE commentary.
329 Followers 197 FollowingChoosing the hard way to find out that I live up to every aspect of my name, is proven to be extremely beneficial whenever someone is in need of smoke. parody.
6K Followers 374 Following| Raw: Mondays at 8ET/5PT on Netflix | NXT: Tuesdays at 8ET/7CT on The CW | SmackDown: Fridays at 8ET/7CT on USA Network | PARODY.
0 Followers 4K FollowingCuteflu | Carolina Panthers Fan | WWE Fan | August 6th, 2005 | Charlotte, NC | Artist | Gamer | Punk Rock Kid 🤟
#KeepPounding #TrubiskyFan #BálorClub #PunkFC
724 Followers 403 FollowingShe is a fearless leader who has an army behind her at all times. Nikki Bella is a dangerous force that no one should try to fight. | Parody of @NikkiAndBrie.
2K Followers 246 FollowingA simple spark would soon set societal norms on fire until every misogynistic belief and notion about what a man should be turned into ash by my hand. parody.
46 Followers 85 FollowingMy mind isn’t a scrapbook of rainbows and unicorns. Step inside, and you’ll question your sanity and if you ever had any to begin with. parody.
945 Followers 99 FollowingAnything is achievable when fueled by a strategic blend of intellectual chaos, and snacks larger than my head. No parental supervision necessary. parody.
213 Followers 359 Followingfrom a boss to a ceo.. I have a smirk that will drop you to your knees and make you bow down, Moné is the Queen. ♛ parody. @THECE0F.
4K Followers 301 FollowingI never thought I’d see the day the world went up in flames. Little did I know, I’m the one who lit the match and set it ablaze. ╱ @JonMoxley parody.
5K Followers 265 FollowingEyes catch the delicate flutter of butterfly wings—trauma once cocooned now unfurls, revealing the beauty of transformation. — @YaOnlyLivvOnce commentary.
727 Followers 323 FollowingFrom being a big dog, to the Tribal Chief. Roman Reigns has reached another level in his position with WWE, as the OTC. ╱ @WWERomanReigns parody.
2K Followers 83 FollowingDon’t let the sweet smile fool you because behind it’s steel sharper than any boot that’s ever hit this mat. This southern belle storms in stilettos. parody.
5K Followers 270 FollowingBeen in this game for more than twenty and I been crowned seventeen. Poster child for goat status. Nobody can do it like me or better. ๛ @JohnCena parody.
13K Followers 227 Following@WWERomanReigns fan account. ➢ Impenetrable was a phase. In line, is what’s contemporary. More often than not, some concede. But, you all will bow.
874 Followers 214 FollowingWhile choosing not to follow in my father’s footsteps that’ll put me on a “good” path, I found joy in doing things in a way only you describe as dirty. parody.
5K Followers 419 FollowingWhile most often associate me with controversy, it only means that they’ll never be on my level of exceeding every expectation as a generational talent. parody.
1K Followers 177 FollowingDoes my brashness offend you? Do something about it then dummy. I don’t do average joes cause the megastar is larger than life.๛@RealLAKnight parody.
329 Followers 197 FollowingChoosing the hard way to find out that I live up to every aspect of my name, is proven to be extremely beneficial whenever someone is in need of smoke. parody.
1K Followers 773 Following@thePenelopeFord commentary. ∱ Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but it also makes the heart grow more thirsty for revenge.
1K Followers 279 FollowingBigger than my body, colder than this home, meaner than my demons, and bigger than these bones. So, tell me, who is in control? ꫂ @itsBayleyWWE commentary.
2K Followers 1K FollowingFearless isn’t just a nickname—it’s my lifestyle. I don’t back down, I don’t slow down, and I don’t apologize for being me. ⚡︎ @NikkiAndBrie narration account.
724 Followers 403 FollowingShe is a fearless leader who has an army behind her at all times. Nikki Bella is a dangerous force that no one should try to fight. | Parody of @NikkiAndBrie.
28 Followers 67 FollowingI’ve never been one to bite my tongue or play by anyone’s rules. I say what I think, and I mean every damn word. You’ll never change me. parody.
46 Followers 85 FollowingMy mind isn’t a scrapbook of rainbows and unicorns. Step inside, and you’ll question your sanity and if you ever had any to begin with. parody.
505 Followers 354 FollowingOften deemed the most controversial figure in all of the industry, there’s one thing undeniable about CM Punk: he’s the Best in the World. ⇘⇙ parody.
4K Followers 301 FollowingI never thought I’d see the day the world went up in flames. Little did I know, I’m the one who lit the match and set it ablaze. ╱ @JonMoxley parody.
5K Followers 265 FollowingEyes catch the delicate flutter of butterfly wings—trauma once cocooned now unfurls, revealing the beauty of transformation. — @YaOnlyLivvOnce commentary.
945 Followers 99 FollowingAnything is achievable when fueled by a strategic blend of intellectual chaos, and snacks larger than my head. No parental supervision necessary. parody.
6K Followers 374 Following| Raw: Mondays at 8ET/5PT on Netflix | NXT: Tuesdays at 8ET/7CT on The CW | SmackDown: Fridays at 8ET/7CT on USA Network | PARODY.
2K Followers 246 FollowingA simple spark would soon set societal norms on fire until every misogynistic belief and notion about what a man should be turned into ash by my hand. parody.
4K Followers 248 FollowingAfter all these years of being labeled everything under the sun, it goes without saying the one thing that no one can call into question is my courage. parody.
6K Followers 528 FollowingHere lies the tale of a woman whose entire life has consisted of coffee highs, monster thighs, and crazy eyes. ⧗ Not affiliated with @TheAJMendez whatsoever.
8K Followers 109 FollowingThe standard they all chase but will never reach, and forever the blade that cut through an entire division and left only echoes. ꫂ @BeckyLynchWWE commentary.
5K Followers 925 FollowingMuch more than a pretty boy with a big mouth and a bad attitude — I got strokes. Sticky Ricky at your service. ✧ Not affiliated with @starkmanjones whatsoever.
6K Followers 206 FollowingGlory fades, records break, spotlights move on—but courage, character, and confidence stay. That’s why I’ll never fail. I’ll always be the best.
2K Followers 344 FollowingGrowing accustomed to a substantial quantity of naysayers stands as a reminder that my name will invariably trend. ✶ @CMPunk imitation grounds.
4K Followers 385 Following@TheAJMendez parody. დ A trailblazer who rewrote the rules, redefined women’s wrestling, and left a legacy so untouchable, no one could lace her Chuck Taylors.
2K Followers 162 FollowingLearning to be capable of outshadowing my fears with confidence comes with the idea of constantly taking the bull by the horns and choosing my own path. parody.
1K Followers 231 FollowingBravery can often lead those into nothing more than a simple death wish, especially when it comes to setting foot on the battlefield against me. parody.
3K Followers 183 FollowingDraw the curtains and witness a sensuous act that only I can perform, and I’ll leave everyone whispering about it long after the cameras stop rolling. parody.
4K Followers 208 FollowingPredicting the weather for the foreseeable future is hardly worth the effort compared to the category five storm that’s headed straight for your area. parody.
2K Followers 94 FollowingWhile some feel the need to pull off desperate stunts just to get a sliver of attention, all it takes is the sound of my name to set the world buzzing. parody.
260 Followers 133 FollowingRegardless of the hardships thrown in my way, I’ve always set out to prove not just to myself, but to those around me that I’ll rise to every occasion. parody.
1K Followers 169 FollowingRegardless of how the conversation may begin, there’s no doubt you’re left bankrupt by the end of it as long as I’m where the money resides. parody.
3K Followers 173 FollowingWhile a prophet’s voice is meant to be heard, it’s the melody that follows behind me that serves as a true guide for those in need of greater salvation. parody.
2K Followers 186 FollowingBeyond the realm of darkness lies more than just your fears, but something far more sinister that not even the most valiant of beings could face alone. parody.
357 Followers 236 FollowingSometimes, you have to face the Devil inside head-on. Not everyone’s ready for it; everyone certainly isn’t fit for it. Parody.
438 Followers 314 FollowingWhen stars align in space, it’s known as a syzygy; however, when stars align here on Earth, it’s only known as the All Ego Era. Welcome.☝︎ @OfficialEGO parody.
2K Followers 327 FollowingEvery shot I take finds its way through the net, no matter the range or the defense. You can send the double team, and I’ll still score with precision. parody.
632 Followers 178 FollowingIf you’d rather choose a path of living on the straight and narrow, don’t be surprised when those who take a shortcut wind up being far more successful. parody.
1K Followers 614 FollowingSince being pretty is the one thing I’m good at being, other than being insanely charming, I find myself in a category where others can’t be placed. parody.
3K Followers 926 FollowingFrom being overlooked to the attention, this rockstar is the standard of savage. If she wants it, she’ll get it—no matter what it is. 𓍯 @jacyjaynewwe parody.
717 Followers 164 FollowingThere isn’t anything more satisfying than saddling up and riding your horse off into the sunset; not unless there’s a few hearts in needing breaking. parody.
888 Followers 115 FollowingIf you ever happen to find yourself desiring to be modeled after someone who’s truly influential, there’s no one more fitting for the role than I am. parody.
4K Followers 319 Following1/2 of @WWEUsos parody. დ For years, I’ve put my blood, sweat, and tears into this and I’m only getting started—so don’t doubt me now, cause it’s just me Uce.
2K Followers 403 FollowingYou call it the spotlight like it’s something you step into—but I built it and it’s begging to follow me home. ♡ Not affiliated with @BlakeMonroeWWE whatsoever.
3K Followers 1K FollowingShe's a trendsetter in her own rights; her fashion makes a statement. She's ready for the lights and fame — but are they? 💋 NOT @MaxxineDupri.
5K Followers 232 FollowingWhenever someone seeks a fitting description of me, remember that it will always be concluded with a simple three-letter acronym. parody.
2K Followers 264 Following@Roxanne_WWE parody. დ She once dreamed of greatness—now she’s the prodigy making history, shattering records, and proving why she’s the best in the world.
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