FunnyTweetsForDays @OnlyTheMostBest
Be a hero and press that follow button. Tweeting funny things about life! Joined December 2012-
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My conversation earlier today- "No Grandma, you didn't bootycall me, you buttdialed me. There's a big difference"
You know you're black when TSA has to pat your fro to check that there's nothing in it
Life is like a bowl of soup, it only gets blown if its hot
Disney World - The one place in America where a burger costs more than a salad
When someone loses their khakis, it means they lost a pair of pants. When someone from Boston loses their khakis, they cant start their car.
Alcohol: turning childhood friendships into awkward hookups
Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues.
#ReplaceSongTitlesWithVagina Coldplay- A Rush of Vagina to the Head
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Sorry, I don't fit the height requirement to ride your emotional roller-coaster.
Arguing about whether the glass is half full or half empty misses the point, which is this: the bartender cheated you.
The hotel I'm staying at is awesome! The towels are so thick that I can hardly close my suitcase.
In just 14 days burn the unwanted fat off your belly bit.ly/WRAMov
My grandmother always exercised. She started walking five miles a day when she was 60. Shes 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is
Getting in an argument with your girlfriends like BEING ARRESTED because anything you say can and will be used AGAINST YOU.
Do not try to argue with an idiot, he will drag you down to his level and beat you with his experience.
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