OrgConfessions @OrgConfessions
Anonymous Salesforce Org Horror stories https://t.co/tn9qQZrSdq Joined August 2019-
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A huge thank you from the @OrgConfessions team for continuing finding new and inventive ways to really f**k up an Org. DF19 we were at just 400 confessions. We are now at 1,150 and the misses just keep coming.
They keep coming in... up to 1130 confessions @iangotts
The @OrgConfessions of spreadsheets. Spreadsheet horror stories eusprig.org/horror-stories…
With power comes responsibility
Not classic v LEX. MUCH. MUCH. WORSE. Consultant CTM (career terminating move) or at least CLM (career limiting move)
We have a absolute classic for OrgConfession #1000. But you will need to wait as we are only up to 992
Confession #983 Record Types are like glitter. Once you have them you can never fully get rid of them.
That feeling when you write an Apex Helper class or a generic Lightning Web Component which is used by all other developers on the project team and you don't even know who all are using it!👇👇 #Salesforce #Apex #LWC
Up to 960. But #941 is a classic. #COVID19
We have a lot of confessions with custom objects mirroring standard objects or custom fields duplicating standard fields.
We have a lot of confessions with custom objects mirroring standard objects or custom fields duplicating standard fields.
Many of the Confessions are ConsultantConfessions
Another huge week for OrgConfessions.com. Up to 777 but Confessions #768 is.a clear winner and a fantastic OrgZens.com #23 OrgConfession #768 1.5 MILLION reports and 1.5 MILLION metadata items.
Good luck with picking the correct field in PBW as it only displays field labels, not API names
Good luck with picking the correct field in PBW as it only displays field labels, not API names
All they need to do now is change the label of the standard field to a new name and then rename the custom field to the name of the old standard field Confession #690
All they need to do now is change the label of the standard field to a new name and then rename the custom field to the name of the old standard field Confession #690
"I had a contract recently to work on expanding out the architecture for a Salesforce org at a pharma company. I asked who was administering the current build – Intern, in college, only other job was a server in a restaurant."
"I had a contract recently to work on expanding out the architecture for a Salesforce org at a pharma company. I asked who was administering the current build – Intern, in college, only other job was a server in a restaurant."
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You can't make this stuff up!!! elements.cloud/confessions Confession #256 .. it shows SI commitment @partnerforce @salesforce
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OrgConfessions.com #255 (read to the end)

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