Out of Context DnD Quotes @OutDnd
The voice of the world's nerds, spoken with absolutely no context Joined April 2019-
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"But if we rob this grave, we're gonna look like grave-robbers"
"I would like to power-wash the dragon"
"How about a compromise? We'll only cut off ONE of his arms."
"You and your HETERONORMATIVE OWL NAMES!"
*points at cheetah* "You are a raven. Or a crow. I'm not sure yet."
"They're like the mafia, but of wholesome-ness"
Was that gelatinous blob...God...?
"Did...did you just say this tavern is called The Widowed Wang?" "This is The Widowed WING. The Widowed Wang is a vastly different establishment."
"I'm not at liberty to keep your body not in my mouth"
"Torinn, get out of that intestine!"
"There is no stat sheet for a peanut butter and jelly sandwich."
Ranger: "MEAT POCKETS!" Blood hunter: "YUMM!" Note: started to the tune of the Hot Pockets jingle, ended like Red Robin
"You're a powerful being who can create infinite beans at will, but you can't make them hot?"
"YEE YEE! I'm the piss bandit!"
"Do you know that guy?" "He's a hooded figure!"
"It's a carrot, but I call it Penguin."
"Can I have some Coke?" "COKE IS FOR TRUTH-TELLERS"
"I accidentally vacuumed up the wraith mini." "Ghostbusters!"
"Wait, that's a BINGO! Ellis died!!"
Bard: "Do you have any religious motions that you do? Like how Catholics cross themselves?" Cleric: "Sometimes I show you my Holy Symbol and make you feel a lot better." Bard: "I tug on my clothes and show you my 'Holy Symbol'"
Caleb Joy @SprouseAlive
10 Followers 85 Following 🙋🏼 They/He 💛🤍💜🖤 I'm a filmmaker who plays D&D and loves stories. You might know me from various communities on Twitch
✨chaos pixie✨ @im999ratz
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amelia the manager @streakdgillyvor
636 Followers 1K Following owner of 5!! fanny packs, professional hermit, bastard of nature. im queer and in love with half of my mutuals. my favorite pronoun is 'one'
Sock (very inactive r... @sophiedot2
11 Followers 85 Following Level 19 💗💜💙 Tired and Horny is the name of my autobiography
pocket mouse @pockets_mouse
311 Followers 310 Following Leah, allegedly. Doing every stupid thing that makes me feel alive. She/Her
Spencer CreativeName @SgtGlebov
152 Followers 607 Following He/Him, #DnD DM, kinda ok at Smash. Marine Biologist in training, @BrandeisU. '19 (Pfp credit: @franmm127)
kay @Kayjoy_
106 Followers 189 Following Mentally in Stars Hollow or Stardew Valley #MARIANNEWILLIAMSON2024
LJ Gregory 🌵 @officialljgreg
48 Followers 241 Following Aspiring Illustrator and Writer 🖊🖌 | DND Nerd 🛡🗡| Plant Mom🌱🌵🌳
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56 Followers 44 Following He/Him - I play D&D and work in the exciting world of media.
Hayden Moore @Hayden_J_M
17 Followers 45 Following 🎶So let your heart hold fast for this soon shall pass like the high tide takes the sand 🎶 - Fort Atlantic
OOC Internet Quotes @internet_ooc
6 Followers 43 Following Out of Context quotes i found on the internet (sometimes NSFW) (Run by @DisgustedCheese :))
Spencer CreativeName @SgtGlebov
152 Followers 607 Following He/Him, #DnD DM, kinda ok at Smash. Marine Biologist in training, @BrandeisU. '19 (Pfp credit: @franmm127)
Max Spoelstra @Spoelyjr
54 Followers 58 Following I guess Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, Luke Skywalker, Larry, Captain Jack (minus the drinking), falling man #2 in The Titanic... what a weird question.
LJ Gregory 🌵 @officialljgreg
48 Followers 241 Following Aspiring Illustrator and Writer 🖊🖌 | DND Nerd 🛡🗡| Plant Mom🌱🌵🌳
Hayden Moore @Hayden_J_M
17 Followers 45 Following 🎶So let your heart hold fast for this soon shall pass like the high tide takes the sand 🎶 - Fort Atlantic
kay @Kayjoy_
106 Followers 189 Following Mentally in Stars Hollow or Stardew Valley #MARIANNEWILLIAMSON2024
Caleb Joy @CalebRJoyce
56 Followers 44 Following He/Him - I play D&D and work in the exciting world of media.
pocket mouse @pockets_mouse
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