AJ @PLaurentum

~ Like water ~ Joined April 2012

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Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster

2 weeks ago

‘Booty’ and ‘butt’ are synonyms. ‘Call’ and ‘dial’ are synonyms. But, a ‘booty call’ and a ‘butt dial’ are VERY different things.

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chlo 🍀 𓂀 @batazolunar

3 weeks ago

they told me Ward was a terrible pick for a hit last night RUN IT BACK

chlo 🍀 𓂀 @batazolunar

3 weeks ago

they told me Ward was a terrible pick for a hit last night RUN IT BACK https://t.co/rMboBJISxt

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Outfield Bot @OutfieldBot

a month ago

Kody Clemens flies out to center fielder Luis Robert Jr (08/24/25) Hang: 4.6s | Fielder Distance: 69ft. Hit Odds: 12% 💎💎 Flyout #WhiteSox #MNTwins 🎥: mlb.com/video/?q=Date+…

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A man can be emotionally shattered, mentally exhausted, financially ruined, and spiritually drained, but if he’s still showing up, no one notices. Society doesn’t check his mental health, only his performance. Utility over humanity. Every time

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‏ً @omgsidewalks

2 months ago

BEING CALLED SENSITIVE FOR REACTING TO DISRESPECT IS MANIPULATION AT ITS FINEST.

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Bag chaser 🧌 @deadbynextweek

2 months ago

@ftjaych3 Idk who needs to hear this… but they’ll demonize you just to avoid admitting how badly they hurt you.

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jay @ftjaych3

2 months ago

a hardest pill to swallow is that people will hurt you. dehumanize you in so many ways and not feel badly about it. they won’t feel a thing actually. they’ll move on with their day, their week, their life, happy as ever but there you are, crushed. loss of appetite. loss of sleep.

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Mike Salvatore @MikeSalvatore10

2 months ago

Cleveland Guardians baseball

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‏ً @omgsidewalks

3 months ago

your trauma is not an excuse to be manipulative, nonchalant, or narcissistic towards good people

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AJ @PLaurentum

3 months ago

What we lost in the fire, we’ll find in the ashes

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Willy Woo @woonomic

4 months ago

BTC is on track to surpass $1T of invested capital this year. Still, we have only seen orderly accumulation so far. This cycle hasn't yet seen a vertical climb marking investor FOMO seen in all past bull markets. Chart: total capital invested into BTC

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Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat

4 months ago

Good luck gambling twitter. Must retweet for good luck

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Benny Guapo @I_Finesse

11 months ago

Just realized today was 10/17, back in the day this date used to mean sum.

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Fatherhood, Chapter 1 @Miserable_PhD

12 months ago

Why he dressed like Lori Lightfoot

79th & Halas Podcast @79thAndHalas

12 months ago

Why he dressed like Lori Lightfoot

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ProphetX Hoops @ProphetXHoops

a year ago

BREAKING: Zion Williamson is expected to replace Joey Chestnut in this year's Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest.

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Gears of War @GearsofWar

a year ago

Marcus  🤝 Dom. Emergence Begins in our next mainline game, Gears of War: E-Day.

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Christian Williams @CWilliamsNFL

2 years ago

The Las Vegas Raiders have a massive offseason ahead of them, with tons of cap flexibility, a draw for free agents, and a few different approaches to take. @RHallNFL and I hopped on @TheDevyRoyale to fix the Raiders and give them the perfect offseason. 🔗:…