Positive Pessimisms @PPessimisms
Positively pessimistic Joined June 2018-
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You only have 196 Twitter followers but at least none of them care about what you have to say. #nonpressions
Your gym’s locker room floors haven’t been dried but at least you slipped and split your toe open. #beerplease #paythepriceforhealth
Your flight’s landing was aborted but at least it’s because there was another plane already on your runway. #thatsnothowthisworks
You partied for 16 hours on St Patrick’s Day weekend but at least you lost an hour of sleep.
Your flight’s been cancelled but at least your replacement flight has been delayed. #ohsnowyoudidnt
You ate some questionable food in Mexico but at least you got violently ill 8 hours later. #cabobano
You drew a.. umm.. ‘male member’ but at least you got your ship stuck. #itgotweird #shouldntofhadthatlastdrink
UPDATE 2: Suez Canal Blocked by Huge container ship; Video simulation of the controversial track vesselfinder.com/news/20465-UPD… #EverGiven #SuezCanal #ContainerShip #grounded
There is a sinkhole behind your garage but at least it’s raining. #rentingfortheWin
You’re stuck in the minor leagues but at least your side hustle is a major felony. bleachernation.com/cubs/2021/03/2…
The pandemic has turned your weekends into puzzle solving but at least the 1000th piece is missing. #parisproblems
You’re presenting to a judge but at least you put on a cat filter. #mewow
A lawyer using Zoom had to let a judge know that he wasn’t a cat after inadvertently activating a face filter
Your head coach is out for your first playoff game in years, but at least your legendary former head coach isn’t coming back.
You tried to siphon gas but at least you got the wrong pipe. #mistakesweremade en.newsner.com/family/thieves…
You scored as much as the Braves but at least you still lost the game. #Falcons @CrouchingMark
You’ve had a week-long toothache but at least fixing it will require a root canal. #2020
This week’s vacation in Puerto Rico got cancelled but at least your 58 Zoom calls at work did not. #damnyouCOVID #paradiselost
You’re replacing a toilet but at least you’re also replacing a cast iron drain pipe. #2020yearofgiving #keepsongiving
The talking monkeys haven’t landed yet but at least the talking monkeys haven’t landed yet.
The bartender asked you to leave El Living Room but still least your furry buddy is at the office bar. #quarantinebarcrawl #bethereintwo
In these unprecedented times but at least new normal. #ronalife
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