nick palastro @Palastro24
Northern Virginia raised. Philly educated - Temple University, Rowing Alum 13' - an irrationally rational DC sports fan - IG: nickpalastro nickpalastro.darkroom.tech Philadelphia/Springfield, VA Joined March 2011-
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Kirk while being stunned
Kirk while being stunned https://t.co/1PnH6x91IV
Hot take: would’ve also helped if the penguins didn’t get suck their way to 88 points in a conference where only 91 points got you a playoff spot!!!! Sorry you are all sore losers in pittsburgh! Can’t get shit handed to you every single year! Go kick rocks 👍
Hot take: would’ve also helped if the penguins didn’t get suck their way to 88 points in a conference where only 91 points got you a playoff spot!!!! Sorry you are all sore losers in pittsburgh! Can’t get shit handed to you every single year! Go kick rocks 👍
Cancel George Mason for this… yuck.
Cancel George Mason for this… yuck.
Horrific act of violence by the Bread Man
Ovi and Carlson beating up their goalie’s brother was fun at least
Alan May leading the “Blame the Ref Express” for Caps fans
Can they turn down the crowd mics in MSG so it doesnt sound like an airliner taking off indoors
Pietà, by Pietro Perugino, 1512-23, 📸 by @aaronontiveroz
At least umps are consistent
Aaron Boone ejections are hilarious
Aaron Boone ejections are hilarious
Cant stand it when people let their dogs off leash in public areas like they are some gift to nature… my dog doesnt get along well with most dogs. If he bites a ‘friendly’ dog that runs up to him, then we end up the bad guys even tho we did nothing wrong @WashProbs
Cant stand it when people let their dogs off leash in public areas like they are some gift to nature… my dog doesnt get along well with most dogs. If he bites a ‘friendly’ dog that runs up to him, then we end up the bad guys even tho we did nothing wrong @WashProbs
This morning in Rock Creek Park, an off-leash dog ran past me and leapt off a steep embankment into the creek, only to be swept beneath a fallen tree by a rushing current where she was trapped, swimming desperately but unable to beat the current, with nothing her paws could grip.
PeteOnSports @PeteMedhurst
11K Followers 7K Following 🥎Dad, Coach, Ump, 🏀 ref, PxP Naval Academy. Rosecroft Raceway, Nats Radio Network, Ravens Radio Network, WBAL Radio, Lax on BTN, NLSE [email protected]
Matt Modderno @MattModderno
7K Followers 4K Following Host of the @BleavinWizards podcast w/ former Wizard Jahadi White & the Bleav in DMV Hoops podcast | @bulletsforever | my life is dope & I do dope sh*t
Ryan Deem @Ryan_Deem
2K Followers 2K Following Not hugely funny, but funny ENOUGH. [email protected] ; threads: ryan.deem
Richmond John🦩 @TheRichmondJohn
830 Followers 626 Following P1 | Musician | Board of Directors for MHP
Ee Venn Soh @venn_ee15836
14 Followers 66 Following Onboarding the underserved into web3. Using crypto to provide meals and wages to those in need. Explore new service https://t.co/4TaP9uUMQt
Zoie Rumbley @ZRumbley17636
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Norman Bayas @bayas_nor
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Aleia Logan @AleiaLogan60528
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Ramonita Delson @RDelson34758
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Delilah Nitsche @DelilahNit60216
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Temple Men's Crew @Temple_MCrew
916 Followers 208 Following The Official Twitter Page of Temple University Men's Crew. Keep up-to-date on all the latest news about the team! For more details: https://t.co/5rHlA8tvRU
Georgia Kelton @KeltonGeor51463
350 Followers 6K Following
Jordan Pascale @JWPascale
14K Followers 3K Following Former reporter, Nebraskan in D.C., Husker 🏈🏀 ATL ⚾ Always curious!
Michelle @nestaez18341
8 Followers 2K Following A person's greatest bankruptcy is despair, and his greatest asset is hope.
Lina Annie @gbelpaso
16 Followers 91 Following Make 5% progress every day and achieve the future you want, one step at a time.
Diana @AngelaR80643411
330 Followers 314 Following Be your own light, it doesn't need to be bright enough to survive the cold winter and dark nights
MJ Maryjane @MJMaryjane82449
0 Followers 10 Following Y’all be wanting sex, I just want genuine love, a connection and a bestfriend.❤️
Dennis Blann @BIGD12171
500 Followers 548 Following Have a beautiful family, Love making money, and Love DC Sports #HTTC #Natitude #DCAboveAll #ALLCAPS
ShaboomsDC @ShaboomsDC
440 Followers 1K Following Daily Sports content from a Navy Yard local. Shabooms sports Radio-looking for any and all radio opportunities https://t.co/9Obx7KUqw5
Todd Stansfield @tmstfld
239 Followers 1K Following unpaid equipment manager. Weagles & eagles & screagles too
NatsWeReWorldChampsin.. @world_nats
203 Followers 449 Following Now showing on BlueSky @ https://t.co/MPrDH7VCLi Post @ CBinDC and Spoutible @ CBinDC
Patrick Jones @PatJonesDC
1K Followers 1K Following Husband, father, Washington Nationals fan, good finder. I am CEO at @IBTTA
Nats Chat Podcast @Nats_Chat
4K Followers 5K Following Postgame podcasts the morning after every Nats game. Hosted by Mark Zuckerman & Al Galdi. Link to MERCH & Donate: https://t.co/LmOqa8141B @BlueWirePods
ismailabisedy @ismailabisedy
648 Followers 5K Following in God I trust, I'm he's servant. I'm a job seeker anyone who can help, please help, humanity and kindness are the real richest of life brothers and sisters
Kimberly @kimlauren109
377 Followers 4K Following 💴 |venture capitalist 📊 | Democratising wealth by teaching you Everything I can 💃 | Female Trader and Educator 📊📊📊
Phillies Stink @PhilliesStink
40 Followers 157 Following The Philadelphia Phillies but with "Stink" in their names
long rodway @capscamel
2K Followers 3K Following
skins4life @blcohen1974
2K Followers 4K Following Diehard Redskins fan!! Love my Nationals, Capitals, Terps, and most importantly, my beloved Skins for life!! #HTTR!!
#BringBackBuckhantz @BringBuck
14 Followers 100 Following #BringBackBuck won’t stop till the Wizards bring back Steve Buckhantz as the play by play announcer. bring back Phil too!
Jordan Holt @ReturnoftheDMV
241 Followers 2K Following DC Sports: It's not Hope if it's Destiny. Fan of the Hokies, Wizards, Caps, Nats, O's, and Redskins. NBA Junky due to Steve Nash's 7 seconds or less Suns.
SKR @sarahkrind
270 Followers 1K Following
Washington Spirit @WashSpirit
93K Followers 11K Following
Silver Diner @Silver_Diner
4K Followers 4K Following Silver Diner is about good, fresh food. Healthy or hearty the choice is yours. We buy fresh and local whenever possible to deliver the best products!
Nakul Bhatia @nbhatia7
416 Followers 1K Following Digital Media Planner | Co-host of the Nik Nak Podcast @niknakpod | Retired Sandwich Artist | Nats Baseball ⚾️ | I watch everything
James Wood Stan Accou.. @dmv_ce
311 Followers 1K Following Putting this many ppl on a message board was a terrible idea. #Wizards #Nats #Caps #HTTC #Terps 🐢
JP Finlay @JPFinlayNBCS
101K Followers 1K Following hate when folks say nobody is from DC | @nbc4sports | weekdays 10-2 @1067theFan | Beltway Football for @monsportsnet
Grant Paulsen @granthpaulsen
133K Followers 352 Following 🎙️ Grant&Danny @1067TheFan. MLB on @MLBNetworkRadio. 📺 NFL, NHL coverage @NBCSWashington. ✍️ @TheAthletic 🎤 Play-by-Play.
OG EB Eric Bickel @EBJunkies
84K Followers 2K Following Dad. Co-host of The Sports Junkies on 106.7 The Fan & NBC Sports Washington.
John-Paul Flaim @GlassJoeJP
32K Followers 592 Following Host of The Sports Junkies. Listen live 6-10 am on @1067TheFan. Simulcast on @MonSportsNet. Author of “Still Barking” & “Chasing Rocky,” available on Amazon.
John Auville @moneymetalcakes
44K Followers 2K Following Dad, husband, co-host of the Sports Junkies on 106.7 The Fan, MGM National Harbor Poker Room Ambassador, out-of-the-box thinker...and, noted world traveler.
Matt Valdez @matt_valdez
22K Followers 526 Following Expert crab picker. Golf enthusiast. Instagram & Snapchat: valdezradio
PeteOnSports @PeteMedhurst
11K Followers 7K Following 🥎Dad, Coach, Ump, 🏀 ref, PxP Naval Academy. Rosecroft Raceway, Nats Radio Network, Ravens Radio Network, WBAL Radio, Lax on BTN, NLSE [email protected]
Matt Modderno @MattModderno
7K Followers 4K Following Host of the @BleavinWizards podcast w/ former Wizard Jahadi White & the Bleav in DMV Hoops podcast | @bulletsforever | my life is dope & I do dope sh*t
Brian Mitchell @BMITCHLIVE30
60K Followers 463 Following Former WFT, Eagles, and Giants player, currently a show host on BMitch and Finlay on 106.7 The Fan, and an author.
Sean Doolittle @whatwouldDOOdo
136K Followers 2K Following I’m back on the @Nationals now | @EireannDolan’s Husband | Fiadh and Rooney’s Dad | UVA Wahoo | he/him | For inquiries: [email protected]
Chelsea Janes @chelsea_janes
58K Followers 4K Following National baseball reporter for the Washington Post. Once got booed at Turner Field. IG: https://t.co/ab6GlhcNag
Ryan Deem @Ryan_Deem
2K Followers 2K Following Not hugely funny, but funny ENOUGH. [email protected] ; threads: ryan.deem
Richmond John🦩 @TheRichmondJohn
830 Followers 626 Following P1 | Musician | Board of Directors for MHP
Andrew Golden @andrewcgolden
9K Followers 2K Following ⚾️ covering Nationals @washingtonpost| Northwestern ‘21👨🏾🎓 | @SJI_Update | he/him | Past: @chicagotribune @KCStar @baltimoresun | @NABJ | Phillippians 4:13
Eat DC @eat_dc
38K Followers 200 Following Food news and mini reviews. Looking high and low for delicious eats. Contact: [email protected] Decent pictures of carbs: https://t.co/ls1sKiz8C2
Jonathan Papelbon @TheRealJPap58
21K Followers 3K Following MLB Closer Red Sox, Phils,& Nats/World Champion/6X All Star/2X Relief Pitcher of Yr/Co Owner of Diaggo/Miss State Alum/NESNAnalyst/Red Sox Hall of Fame
Jordan Pascale @JWPascale
14K Followers 3K Following Former reporter, Nebraskan in D.C., Husker 🏈🏀 ATL ⚾ Always curious!
George Santos @MrSantosNY
129K Followers 3K Following Culture commentator at large| Former Congressman #NY03|Former Capital Markets bro| #LoveAnimals 🐾 #Trump2024 #Independent
Alan Henney @alanhenney
65K Followers 52K Following I Tweet breaking crime news and more in the DC area. Pls hire me to assist your newsroom or website. Photos and tips appreciated: [email protected] / 202-618-9995
Jay Gruden @Coach_JayGruden
24K Followers 125 Following Former Head Coach of the Washington Redskins & OC of the Cincinnati Bengals/Jacksonville Jaguars
Gilbert Arenas @GilsArenaShow
40K Followers 19 Following Official account of 3x NBA All-Star Gilbert Arenas || Presented by @UnderdogFantasy
PoPville @PoPville
219K Followers 59 Following Chronicling the happenings in Washington D.C.’s neighborhoods since 2006. Founder: Dan Silverman [email protected]
AlertDC @AlertDC
20K Followers 67 Following 🚨 Washington DC’s official source for emergency alerts, traffic & safety info. Sign up at https://t.co/218q7jQCsk. Call 911 for emergencies & 311 for city services
The Foliage Report @FoliageReport
7K Followers 725 Following The Foliage Report tracks autumn's majestic color change across the entire United States. @wrnambassadors Ambassador. KML files available by request 🍁
Mark Ein @Markein
6K Followers 388 Following Entrepreneur, investor, sports team owner deeply committed civically and philanthropically to the Washington DC community.
Earvin Magic Johnson @MagicJohnson
5.3M Followers 223 Following The official Twitter account of Earvin “Magic” Johnson!
Metrorail Info @Metrorailinfo
109K Followers 66 Following Official service info feed for Metrorail. Monitored 7 am - 8 pm Mon-Fri and weekends 8 am - 8 pm. To report an emergency, call Transit Police at (202) 962-2121.
Randy Clarke @wmataGM
22K Followers 233 Following Proudly leading the @wmata team (America’s Transit System) as General Manager & CEO. Also on IG, https://t.co/8PwI1ypYBL
Metro Forward @wmata
310K Followers 120 Following Official feed of Metro. Monitored 7a-8p, Mon-Fri & 8a-8p, Sat-Sun. Report emergencies to Ⓜ️Police (202) 962-2121. Service info @metrorailinfo & @metrobusinfo
rusty @rustabust
179 Followers 539 Following mostly random thoughts and nonsense for beer brewing stuff see @rustybarrelbeer
Josh Williams @Josh6williams
32K Followers 1K Following Josh Williams driver of anything with 4 wheels. going places. #KeepPushing “When you want to succeed as bad as you want to breathe then you will be successful”
Claudia Conway @claudiamconwayy
517K Followers 72 Following 19. Protect reproductive rights and bodily autonomy for all. 💌 [email protected]
The Critical Drinker @TheCriticalDri2
309K Followers 102 Following I review modern movies, and that's why I drink.
Great American Eclips.. @AmericanEclipse
10K Followers 3K Following https://t.co/szMQBxr9Nv is your guide to the 2023 and 2024 solar eclipses across the USA. https://t.co/UjAmsnMB2a…
Washingtonian Problem.. @WashProbs
73K Followers 585 Following Memes, News, & Community. Buy your Wash Probs merch below!
skins4life @blcohen1974
2K Followers 4K Following Diehard Redskins fan!! Love my Nationals, Capitals, Terps, and most importantly, my beloved Skins for life!! #HTTR!!
Eric Bickel @EricBickel5
2K Followers 453 Following Backup account for @EBJunkies. Google chrome sucks. I have a love/hate relationship w/ Twitter.
Dennis Blann @BIGD12171
500 Followers 548 Following Have a beautiful family, Love making money, and Love DC Sports #HTTC #Natitude #DCAboveAll #ALLCAPS
Washington Post Trave.. @WaPoTravel
12K Followers 261 Following Expert travel advice, detours with locals and travel tips you can trust from the Washington Post Travel section and By The Way.
Dialante @Deetalksalot
4K Followers 1K Following Youtuber & Streamer |Wizards•Eagles | Instagram: Deetalksalot_
Rick Snider @TourGuideDC
2K Followers 196 Following Native Washingtonian, journalist and licensed D.C. guide. Visited 45 states, 21 countries. Official Scottish Lord.
Steven Goff @SoccerInsider
165K Followers 1K Following ⚽️ @WashingtonPost. 14 World Cups (8m/6w), 99 WCQs. 23 MLS Cups. Threads / Bluesky. Pulled into Nazareth, was feeling 'bout half past dead. @AmericanU grad
Nationals Player Deve.. @Nats_PlayerDev
8K Followers 111 Following Official account of @Nationals Player Development. #NATITUDE
World View @WorldViewSpace
9K Followers 705 Following Our mission is not to explore new worlds but to share a better vision for our own. #RediscoverEarth
G-Wiz @WizardsGWiz
7K Followers 69 Following glorified avatar extra | as seen on sportscenter | sneaker savant | @washwizards
Kevin Frandsen @KevinFrandsen
26K Followers 675 Following Retired MLB Player PHL,SFG,LAA, and WAS. @Nationals TV Color Analyst, @mlbnetworkradio talker. Willow Glen (SJ), CA Native. Husband, dad, @19forLife
Hayley Arceneaux @ArceneauxHayley
110K Followers 251 Following Astronaut who loves exploring earth ✨ PA, speaker, traveler, author of Wild Ride, & the youngest American to orbit earth 🌎 📧 [email protected]
RedditCFB @RedditCFB
347K Followers 283 Following The official account for /r/CFB, the home of college football on Reddit | 🎙️/r/CFB Talk | @OurCFB is our 501(C)(3)
Ted Lasso @TedLasso
870K Followers 200 Following Father. Diamond Dog. Proud coach of Henry’s soccer team. I have a real tricky time hearing folks that don't believe in themselves!
Wesley Steinberg @WesSteinberg
16K Followers 234 Following NFL and NY Giants Insider. AS-MR Sports Representative. Loving Husband and Father.
Eric Rickel @EBhates
3K Followers 57 Following If @ebjunkies is "out", not cised, it makes him rick, he hates, dislikes, loathes, abhores, despises it on the show or on Twitter I tweet or retweet it here.
Runners Getting Throw.. @tootblans
71K Followers 7 Following Thrown Out On The Bases Like A Nincompoop • @verymlb
@Palastro24 Fair. But still, doesn’t take away from the fact it’s probably the worst contract in baseball.
How did nobody in Portland notice this before today? Look at the distance from the top of the key to the 3 point line at each end, they are different!
Massive explosions may be visible on the sun during the April 8 total solar eclipse trib.al/L9zpjEm
The full exchange. They knew what they were doing the whole time lol
All these years on Twitter and I've never been flagged or warned about sensitive content, but this post somehow triggered their AI.
Caption this (DC Edition)
A man attacked a Clark County judge in court today after she denied his probation.
BREAKING: Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Georgia) is thinking about leaving Congress
Having sex in a United States government building and filming it is the reason you got heat. You being gay and having gay sex NO BODY gives a rats ass… No one is perusing a political agenda, we are just disgusted about your VILE behavior as a staffer to a United States…
Detailed map of the proposed new arena and surrounding land parcels. Renderings from Monumental show what they believe the new entertainment district could look like. Full story: washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/2023/…
My first Harris era game. Going to be a blood bath 😭.
FedEx Field is sold out for Washington’s game against Miami, the team announced. FedEx will have been sold out for every home game this year, according to the Commanders.
Somehow I got 3 swipe rights on bumble over the thanksgiving break. If I ever find out who they are, I will let them down.
Both for sure but a pass happy at all costs league exposes the average/ mediocre!
Are QBs getting worse or are they being exposed more because of the increasingly analytical pass happy league @Russellmania621??
@granthpaulsen Danny drafted all bread, what the fuck lol...
Draymond’s career highlights won’t even include a single basketball play 😭
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