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The Parsing Haus @ParsingHaus

Love movies? So do we. Follow us for the crispest, sharpest, and most CHOICE reviews around. Member, San Francisco Film Critics Circle @sffcc parsinghaus.com Joined June 2011
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5 years ago

Spider-Man: Far From Home is fun, and strikes a nice balance between teen Euro-trip comedy and CGI-heavy web-slinging. Jake Gyllenhaal’s Mysterio is a hoot to watch, and there’s a neat twist — but I wish... parsinghaus.com/spider-man-far…

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5 years ago

In the end, dear readers, I have to admit that this one is a bit of a letdown. However, I simply can’t deny that its stunning beauty, artistic mastery, and eerie mood combine in a way I’ve never seen before, and amount... parsinghaus.com/midsommar-revi…

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5 years ago

It’s summer, so grab a friend, head to the theater, and prepare to cover your eyes with this fun, frightening flick—you won’t regret it. parsinghaus.com/annabelle-come…

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5 years ago

This 2019 reboot makes excellent use of a few advantages the original did not have: a healthy dose of comedy, riding the Stranger Things wave of success, and of course, the internet. Snap all those parts into place and this Mr. Potato Head of a movie... parsinghaus.com/childs-play-20…

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5 years ago

This 2019 reboot makes excellent use of a few advantages the original did not have: a healthy dose of comedy, riding the Stranger Things wave of success, and of course, the internet. Snap all those parts into place and this potato head of a movie... parsinghaus.com/childs-play-20…

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5 years ago

Shazam! isn’t shooting for the moon, and thank goodness for that. It neatly sidesteps the trademark DC broodmongering, and while it’s occasionally frustrating and does come off a little Marvel-derivative (unremarkable really,... parsinghaus.com/shazam-review-…

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5 years ago

This choppy, confusing, at times even laughable mess of a film still pays proper homage to the original while updating it for today and adding a few unexpected and creative twists along the way. parsinghaus.com/pet-sematary-2…

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5 years ago

Ok so this is the final countdown: I’ve. Had. The time of my life watching Us. Scarier than Get Out and with even more meaningful layers, Peele has officially evaded the sophomore slump with a winner, and if he’s planning on... parsinghaus.com/us-review-by-s…

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5 years ago

See it — it’s fun. If a strong, independent titular character doesn’t woo you (and she may not — as Brie Larson plays her quite flat), then come gasp as the digital fountain of youth lops two decades off Samuel L.... parsinghaus.com/captain-marvel…

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5 years ago

If you’re looking for dark, see Family and prepare to cringe, but if a hilarious escape is more your speed, don’t miss Kill Ben Lyk. parsinghaus.com/family-and-kil…

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5 years ago

The Hole in the Ground is an anxiety-inducing, atmospheric, unearthly bijou of a film, and the perfect way to kick off this horrorista’s coverage of the 2019 Cinequest Film & Creativity Festival. parsinghaus.com/the-hole-in-th…

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5 years ago

Greta spins romantic piano solos together with bone-chilling acting and themes of love, loss, and terror, into a delightful little surprise of a horror film. parsinghaus.com/greta-review-b…

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5 years ago

“Oh, Haus,” I hear you scoff. “You crotchety contrarian! You aging antagonist! You hoary old gainsayer of the zeitgeist!” Alita: Battle Angel opened February 14. Click below for our full review. 🎬⚖️ San Francisco Film Critics Circle Alita: Battle... parsinghaus.com/alita-battle-a…

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5 years ago

Well at least in good news, there’s a new flick out there that just might resurrect the warm and fuzzies in even the stoniest of scary movie lover hearts. parsinghaus.com/happy-death-da…

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5 years ago

Just skip it and read about Mary Vincent instead—interestingly enough, the truth makes for a much better story. parsinghaus.com/the-prodigy-re…

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5 years ago

They Shall Not Grow Old is neither a scholarly work of history, nor is it a traditional documentary as such. Rather, Jackson relies entirely on his patchwork of restored clips and first-person spoken... parsinghaus.com/they-shall-not…

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5 years ago

If you walk in expecting “meh” you’ll enjoy a fun ride of a film. Now let’s all ditch the overly ambitious resolutions and apply this approach to 2019—we just might find our midyear selves pleasantly surprised. parsinghaus.com/escape-room-re…

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5 years ago

As I always say, “You really can’t go wrong with a jerky, crawly, possessed girl and eerie, bone-cracking sound effects.” That’s right. Stich it on a pillow. parsinghaus.com/the-possession…

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6 years ago

Widows is a Sputnik chandelier loaded up with Hue smart bulbs: A stylish, well-worn, and still serviceable old scaffold screwed in tight with 2018-ness; a surprising twist on an oft-aped formula, one suddenly awash in color.... parsinghaus.com/widows-review-…

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6 years ago

Overlord may not be Oscar-worthy, nor can it hold a candle to the rest of this fall’s horrific releases, but it sure does make for one wild ride of a film. parsinghaus.com/overlord-revie…

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