Sorry_Im_Drunk @PartayWithSluts
Drunkkkks, College life, PARTY HARD!!! Joined January 2013-
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Congrats u piece of shit team :) u beat our second string QB by 7 lol pathetic
Don't ask people favors when you throw them under the bus constantly and never invite them anywhere or to do anything ...
When you have to depend on someone to drive you home because your dumb enough to drink and drive and get caught is your fault
I dream about a world where it is totally legal and socially acceptable to slap stupid people. #PWS
"THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN UP!" "not with that attitude #PWS
I typed "Bitch" into my GPS and guess what? I'm in your driveway. Vroom vroom mothafucker. #PWS
Things I do everyday: 1) wake up 2) be awesome 3) go back to sleep
I'm not saying she is a slut, but she's been pounded more times than the I in Pixar. #PWS
Oh!, you got a 98 on a test and your upset about it? here, use my 53 to wipe your tears, bitch. #PWS
That’s about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field. #PWS
Imperfection, I think you mean I'Mperfection #PWS
Running away doesn't help you with your problems, unless you're fat. Then ya, run. #PWS
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“@SoDamnComedy: I'm going to spend Valentine's day with my Ex... Box 360.” @roepke16
I almost got raped in jail ... My friends take monopoly game night way too seriously #PWS
If spiders start flying I'm leaving this planet #PWS
It's called fuck off and it's located over there. #PWS
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