Kevin the Llama @PartyLlama
The master of mascots. Party Animal. Adventure seeker. Tequilaholic. Rock & roller! Hardcore. facebook.com/pages/Chronicl… Cape Town Joined April 2010-
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“So I phoned up the spiritual leader of Tibet, he sent me a large goat with a long neck, turns out I phoned dial a lama” #fb
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What is the point of saying sorry if you keep doing it?! *smfh*
Just because you are miserable and utterly rude in the morning, do you have to screw up my day douche?! #vent
RT @BloozeBar: Check out tomorrow's event at Blooze. It's what all the cool kids are doing and it's free. http://ow.ly/42Hrl
@brendonfx Thanks for the #FF. Right back at you.
My boss tells me he can't pay my salary & I should seek new employment then goes to lunch, asks me to wait and still hasn't returned. #FML
I've got such a social media crush. Is that sad or super acceptable on the social networks?
Bwahahaha RT @Jonathan_Witt: Arnold Schwarzenegger is no longer the Governor of California, but I have a funny feeling he'll be back.
I'm going to punch a kitten if my boss doesn't switch of that incessant beeping in the office. Full volume? Really? Jeez.
Can't stand it when someone keeps interrupting me. And we share a office. Is gagging still frowned open?
RT @solidgame: I once read "i love going to work but the 8hour wait to go home is a bitch" ( couldn't be more true today :-) )
Aaaaaaaah! Can this year please end. For cheese and rice. Enough. Jeez. #venting
RT @BloozeBar: 'Hell Fire Blues Club' this Friday. Come exchange your week stress for weekend awesomeness http://ow.ly/3lKSB
Alcohol isn't that bad! I wouldn't be half the bulimic I am today if it hadn't been for all the Jose Cuervo I threw up in my early 20s. #fb
*screams* *kicks foot against wall* *scream again* #TFIF
RT @blindcripple: Morning fail http://twitpic.com/34zmzc
RT @Arne86: Co-sign RT @solidgame: Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor. TrueStory
Llama wisdom: "Don't bite off more than you can chew, or you will look like a silly llama."
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