Pascal @Pascalosophy
Tweeting my thoughts at 9 AM (CST) every day, maaan - AC Parody Joined January 2021-
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You. Me. Everyone. We've all got problems. But, man, it's comforting to know we have that in common.
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They say that runners can get a second wind, but, like, what if the first one is barely even a breeze?
It's OK to be scared of stuff you think is scary. Like sharks. Sharks scare me, and that's OK.
Biting the inside of your mouth while you eat is your body's way of saying, "Slow down, maaan. Enjoy the food."
Why do you always see dragons sitting on piles of gold? Maaan, haven't they ever heard of banks?
How are there all those thousands of words out there, but nobody's come up with a rhyme for orange, maaan?
Peanut butter knows EXACTLY what it's doing...and it should be ashamed of itself, maaan.
Some people don't like driftwood, but I can really see where it's coming from, you know?
The ocean is salty, just like tears. Ever wonder if the earth is just crying it out?
Have you ever noticed there are rock stars but no roll stars? Whatever happened to rock AND roll, maaan?
They always reboot movies, so why not food? And can I get a sequel to carbonara? Carbonara 2, maaan!
You ever thought about how hard it is to have an unbiased opinion about your own brain? Maaan, don't.
If time is relative, then a calendar has gotta be, like, a family tree.
How come everyone's always askin' where people are from, maaan? What I wanna know is: Where you goin'?
Constellations are just a hoax cooked up by Big Space. What do I see when I look up? Pinholes, maaan.
I love birthday cake, but why stop there? Some Tuesday cake would hit the spot once or twice a week.
Outer space doesn't need to be the way that it is...but it is, maaan. So unreasonable.
If the sun didn't set sometimes, we'd never get to see the other stars.
DJs better watch it. If they keep droppin' the bass, they're gonna break it. But we'll all end up payin'.
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