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Just went to Sprinkles Ice Cream in LA; Cap'n Crunch ice cream is coming to a Sigma Pi near you! #dontfireme
The steward and I are keeping this week's menu a secret... Every meal a surprise! #specialsauce #beafraid
Dinner tonight is Parmesan chicken. My innovative twist on chicken parmesan. #beimpressed
Dinner tonight: arroz con pollo y maiz. Cuban fever. #springbreakdreamin
Why are there chipotle wrappers everywhere? I can make burritos... #unloved
Dinner tonight: Peach whiskey chicken with smashed potatoes. #justlikemamamade
@userkaranb Dinner tonight is ravioli. I'm rebelling against your PoMo lifestyle. #tradition
Why is there ziti in the molding? #DGsluts
Dinner tonight is gonna be poppin'. I'm getting with mad Canadian DGs.
Dinner: Chicken cacciatore! Does whale or pig cacciatore sound better? No. So shut up and eat your chicken. #chicken #chickenagain
Wild night at the Palms. Or so I heard. I didn't get in. But my couch is comfy. #blackout #thanksWinans
Spanish chicken and rice for dinner! #sassysaffron
Dinner tonight: wheat-crusted chicken with roasted potatoes and green beans. Doesn't wheat crust sound appetizing? #justlikemamamade
Dinner tonight: Argentinian beef with couscous. #eatmymeat
I gave myself the day off. Fend for yourself, boys! #sorryimnotsorry
This unstocked kitchen smells of sluts. From now on, lock down the kitchen or the biddies after mixers. #notinmyhouse
Dinner tonight: Chicken stir fry with pasta. Who can guess my favorite food to cook? #clue #itspasta
Dinner tonight: roasted chicken with pasta.
I heard mixed reviews of dinner tonight. No publicity is bad publicity! #allstar
Dinner tonight: salmon with couscous and string beans. #healthstartshere