Patrick @PatchJS
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Hang on, they’ve replaced Cobra on tap with Kingfisher.
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The only reason why I won’t share my sincere views on what I think should be done about this is to avoid the disapproval of people with fashionable opinions.
Don’t see people banging on about astrology as much these days!
The next time you’re in Spain enjoying the nicest lager you’ve ever experienced take a moment to remember that the Green Party hate you and think you’re a bad person.
The next time you’re in Spain enjoying the nicest lager you’ve ever experienced take a moment to remember that the Green Party hate you and think you’re a bad person.
Obviously this is all really funny but so far my highlight has been the bloke who had a minor part in Harry Potter getting enormously rattled at People’s Front of Judea jokes.
Obviously this is all really funny but so far my highlight has been the bloke who had a minor part in Harry Potter getting enormously rattled at People’s Front of Judea jokes.
Would bet most of their voters work for the “British state” in some capacity.
Would bet most of their voters work for the “British state” in some capacity.
Come off it!!!
Just love texting five different fellas saying “what a goal” when a good goal is scored.
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Trump tells reporters as he wraps up his gaggle on Air Force One: "Fly safely. You know why I say that? Because I'm on the flight ... otherwise I wouldn't care."
These people are mental.
We have dealt with the Spanish 👍🏻
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