Jake Patchin @Patchit44

I'm just big chillin. Michigan, USA Joined August 2014

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Jake Patchin @Patchit44

5 years ago

Apologies if the logic doesn't track on the phrasing of that tweet, I'm a little high. It's legal in Michigan ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Man, whatta fun idea that the federal government would legalize a substance that's less harmful than alcohol. Or so I'm told by stoners. There's not enough studies conducted on weed use cause it's illegal at a federal level.

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Jake Patchin @Patchit44

6 years ago

Hey could I maybe stop getting updates on Jennifer Lopez and A-Rod's rough patch from every single media outlet, that'd be greeeeaaaat....

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h☆rris @TrueHarris

6 years ago

i found you on i found you on instagram twitter

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Jake Patchin @Patchit44

6 years ago

Did y'all know its tradition to have a person taking a poop in the nativity? en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caganer

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Jake Patchin @Patchit44

6 years ago

@samozi13 Hey man, people have been calling me Pake Jatchin for years so I get that

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Jake Patchin @Patchit44

6 years ago

I keep hearing people say "I don't like Biden, I just want Trump gone" And WOW if you're looking for signs that our political system is broken...

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Jake Patchin @Patchit44

6 years ago

@AndreBraugher you too. Please God continue the show. You guys have helped me in multiple ways.

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Jake Patchin @Patchit44

6 years ago

@melissafumero @ismstephbeat @JoeLoTruglio I just want to acknowledge multiple cast members. Please check out my last tweet. Don't cancel the show. It's a good medium to discuss social issues. And you guys are funny as all hell!!

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Jake Patchin @Patchit44

6 years ago

@AndySamber I know it's not great for the times, but this seems like a great time to tackle issues within the justice system. Please don't discontinue the show. Its helped shed light on social issues and I'd hate to see it stop. #Brooklyn99

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Jake Patchin @Patchit44

6 years ago

It's interesting seeing both sides blame the other for the neglect of the American people when both of them are guilty of ignoring the American people. #therearemorethan2parties

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Jake Patchin @Patchit44

6 years ago

Well, I made this decision long before today, but I can tell you with absolute certainty that I'm voting 3rd party, and here's our best shot. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jo_Jorgen… Jo Jorgensen. Look at her stance on multiple hot button issues. She's got views that both sides might like.

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Paul B/ Barbs @GeographyNow

6 years ago

USA- WE. NEED. A. NATIONAL. DAY. OF. CLEANUP I’m not talking “Earth” day where we smugly lecture and shame people while eating tofu-dogs. I’m talking a full blown Rwandan style “Umuganda” where everyone shuts up, drops everything, picks up trash, fixes infrastructure and moves on

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Jake Patchin @Patchit44

6 years ago

Damn dude I miss Chris Farley.

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Jake Patchin @Patchit44

6 years ago

businessinsider.com/china-says-us-… bbc.com/news/world-us-… nytimes.com/2020/06/02/wor… After reading more articles, I guess the Chinese government (government, not the people) is trying to use the US's unrest as a reason to say authoritarian governments are more efficient than democracy.

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Jake Patchin @Patchit44

6 years ago

Just found out that the Chinese Communist Party and China's state run media are saying that the rioters (not peaceful protestors) were just as justified as the protestors in Hong Kong. This tweet won't reach that many people, but I just wanted to say, they are NOT the same.

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Jake Patchin @Patchit44

6 years ago

I'm declaring myself an Independent. I want to be issue-to-issue with politics, not someone following party lines. Let's be honest, both parties are atrocious.

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Jake Patchin @Patchit44

7 years ago

Okay so I know that the Covid-19 pandemic is bad and there's plenty of evidence that both of our presidential candidates are sexual predators, BUT THE PENTAGON JUST RELEASED VIDEO EVIDENCE OF UFOS. ALIENS ARE REAL Y'ALL!! nbcnews.com/news/us-news/p… cnn.com/2020/04/27/pol…