ZED_not_ZEE @PatheticPutter

Unaplogetic Conservative. Alleged racist and misogynist who ought not be tolerated. Been called cold cruel and small. Working elevate sarcasm to a high art. Joined August 2023

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ZED_not_ZEE @PatheticPutter

3 days ago

I find myself inspired by golfers like @JustinRose99 who, at age 45, is arguably playing the best golf of his life. I turned 65 a few weeks ago and this year, I was able to play the best golf of my life. Shot my low round ever and have the lowest handicap I ever have.

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3 days ago

It is said in golf that majors are won on the back nine on Sunday. This year @RyderCupUSA lost the Ryder Cup on the front nine on Thursday.

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ZED_not_ZEE @PatheticPutter

3 days ago

This year's @rydercup is the best I've ever seen! Watching the arrogant, ignorant Americans get their arses handed to them is so, so sweet! We only need one more thing to make this complete - a caddie fight between Ian Finnis and Ted Scott. That would make this version the GOAT!

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4 days ago

Americans being Americans is why they are despised from pole to pole on this planet. What @rydercup organizers should do is not sell alcohol of any kind on the golf course. Get rid of the booze, and most of this behaviour goes away. Go @rydercupEurope !!

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ZED_not_ZEE @PatheticPutter

5 days ago

That sounds like a lawsuit to me. I hope you're fucking rich and they take everything.

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5 days ago

18 commercials in 30 minutes. EIGHTEEN ! IN THIRTY MINUTES! Jesus H Fucking Christ @GolfChannel ! @rydercup

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5 days ago

Holy crap @GolfChannel, there are a grand total of 8 balls being played on the entire golf course and viewers are missing shots so you can advertise Chicago Wednesday.

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a week ago

The only thing GOAT about London is the goats your new immigrants are fucking when they can't acquire a pre-teen English lass for their weekend entertainment.

Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan @MayorofLondon

a week ago

The only thing GOAT about London is the goats your new immigrants are fucking when they can't acquire a pre-teen English lass for their weekend entertainment.

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ZED_not_ZEE @PatheticPutter

a week ago

Really? Go to Tower Hamlets, Newham, Redbridge, Merton, Southwark, Hackney, Haringey, Barnet, Enfield, Chelsea, Notting Hill, Edgware Road, Hammersmith, Fulham, Lambeth, Brent, or Ealing where the populations are mostly Muslim and tell me how hate hasn't won.

Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan @MayorofLondon

2 weeks ago

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ZED_not_ZEE @PatheticPutter

a week ago

How wonderful that the @RyderCupUSA players are donating their stipend to charity. They will of course take advantage of the tax breaks the charitable donation affords. Pathetic losers, the whole lot.

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ZED_not_ZEE @PatheticPutter

a week ago

What? In the actual FUCK? Do the @BlueJays think they're doing celebrating? You guys haven't done anything yet! Clinch the division, then celebrate! Keep your eyes on the prize!

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ZED_not_ZEE @PatheticPutter

2 weeks ago

3 runs taken away, one given back. Come on, @MLB, why on earth are there not the requisite number of cameras in a ballpark where major league games are being played? Once again, @MLB screws the @BlueJays.

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ZED_not_ZEE @PatheticPutter

2 weeks ago

Looks like the @Yankees fans in the @MLB video review room have begun their campaign to screw the @BlueJays in the last 2 weeks of the season. Look for more review decisions to not go their way.

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ZED_not_ZEE @PatheticPutter

2 weeks ago

I cannot believe all the praise @cafreeland is getting on leaving government and taking this new patronage appointment. I am sure particularly disappointed in those @CPC_HQ MPs who are lauding her. This is an insult to all the Canadians she has screwed over the past decade.

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ZED_not_ZEE @PatheticPutter

2 weeks ago

⁦@BlueJays⁩ The Canadian version of J&PB, not with that American crap.

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3 weeks ago

It's times like this that makes me ashamed to be a Canadian. Palestine must never be recognized as a legitimate state.

Omar Alghabra @OmarAlghabra

3 weeks ago

It's times like this that makes me ashamed to be a Canadian. Palestine must never be recognized as a legitimate state.

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ZED_not_ZEE @PatheticPutter

3 weeks ago

Why is it that whenever the political left (i.e. the @TheDemocrats) is aggrieved, they resort to violence, but when the right is aggrieved (i.e. the @GOP), they work to find solutions?

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ZED_not_ZEE @PatheticPutter

3 weeks ago

Charlie Kirk spent most of his adult life antagonizing the people who disagreed with him. It wasn't just his message, it was his manner that enraged people. That said, he did not deserve to die for it.

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ZED_not_ZEE @PatheticPutter

3 weeks ago

Today is Sept 10, 2025 and @realDonaldTrump is a liar, a cheat, a rapist, a child molester, a wife beater and an illegitimate president. He didn't win. He wasn't shot. He's on the list. He signed the letter.

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ZED_not_ZEE @PatheticPutter

3 weeks ago

Last week, @YRP and their chief @chiefmacsween told us that if our home is invaded by a criminal, we should simply comply and call 911. You have your Rules of Engagement, I have mine. I also have a backhoe, numerous tarps, plenty of lye and acres of ground at my disposal.