Pato Canton @PatoCantonDJ
We don't go far but we have a laugh! linktr.ee/patocanton 🏴 Joined March 2009-
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Coop arena stuff is great fun, shades of the big boat stuck in the Suez canal
Captain Tom walked so Hardest Geezer could run x.com/sirsandgoblin/…
Captain Tom walked so Hardest Geezer could run x.com/sirsandgoblin/…
yo if you're in south wales and wanna see some weirdo shit in our insane new space we're having an open day on Monday May 6th (may day), come thru. More info here: throughthenight.substack.com/p/welcome-to-t…
@PatoCantonDJ a Swansea Jack, accosted in the big city, on a matchday. I thought my days were numbered and it was either a hooligan or undercover police officer... Luckily it was just The Big Man with a friendly "yeah baby!!".
@PatoCantonDJ Strong 'rogue trader who's been ripping off pensioners, confronted by Matt Allwright' energy.
👀 We're not playing around with this show. Two of the best in the UK 👇
“Can my mate come to the afters, he’s sound don’t worry” The mate:
Great news for Cardiff west temperance heads: sensational 0.5% draft pale ale on in Bragdy a Chegwin (aka continuity mochyn du)🫡
“Just do half and see how you go on”
if i ever saw hardest geezer in the street
@PatoCantonDJ 'What's inside the box?' 'Children in pubs discourse'
How about the gom jabbar but it subjects the recipient to absolutely excruciating patter
This fella owns an NFL club and a wrestling promotion, and got attacked in a storyline on his show the night before, so wore a neck brace for the NFL draft to keep up the illusion. That’s what it’s all about baby
This fella owns an NFL club and a wrestling promotion, and got attacked in a storyline on his show the night before, so wore a neck brace for the NFL draft to keep up the illusion. That’s what it’s all about baby
Feel so vindicated now, accepting apologies.
Feel so vindicated now, accepting apologies.
Xav @GuyAperol
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She looks surprisingly smug/annoying, doesn’t she? Like she’s in charge of ‘keen pricing’ of vinyl at a big Oxfam where even I.e Paul Young or Mike and the Mechanics is £35 and anything good goes straight on the website.
‘Face of 75,000-year-old Neanderthal woman revealed’ - BBC News bbc.co.uk/news/science-e…
can we pretend that tall boys in the garage fridge are like shooting stars ?
@PatoCantonDJ The fact that a week after he got home, Id already been delivered dozens of ads with him extolling Huel stinks almost as much as I assume Huel does
@PatoCantonDJ I've had the lad firmly placed in my 'Sus' folder for a while now.
@PatoCantonDJ Come off it
Writing my thesis on the end of the captain tom grift coinciding with the start of the popularity of "hardest geezer"
Stone Roses first album turns 35 today. Hard to tell it was practically all I listened to between 2017 until lockdown like
Weirdly very few people coming to this???
Hosting a party for the upcoming police and crime commissioner election results night
To: Noam Chomsky Subj: Timothée Chalamet Called Zandaya Out For Her Relationship With Tom Holland, And It's Peak Bestie -- your thoughts?
Seeing laundry discourse today too. As a single person with a shitload of clothes, I do mine every two or three weeks. Please don't have me killed for this, if you can help it.
the muppets need to fulfill leonard cohen's prophecy... the muppets need to take berlin
Amusing myself, thinking about Jools Holland introducing nu-metal bands on Later... "Ladies & gentlemen, let's hear it for the wonderful Spine-shank!"