Ash @PatternsOnWalls

nerde sen? Joined September 2008

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Ash @PatternsOnWalls

5 days ago

This show doesn’t care about literally anything and I really respect that

DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm

7 days ago

This show doesn’t care about literally anything and I really respect that

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Ash @PatternsOnWalls

a week ago

Promo shows up in my timeline. Me: hmm I haven’t heard about this movie. Wait, PREMIERS in 12 hours?!! Cinema is so dead

Netflix @netflix

a week ago

Promo shows up in my timeline. Me: hmm I haven’t heard about this movie. Wait, PREMIERS in 12 hours?!! Cinema is so dead

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We laugh together every single day and he’s my best friend. We’re not perfect, but man we have so much fun together. We joke about reading each others minds bc we’ll be out and all we have to do is look at each other if we see something funny and we both just KNOW

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Ash @PatternsOnWalls

a month ago

Real romance

💗 @ma1ybe

a month ago

Real romance

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Ash @PatternsOnWalls

2 months ago

There are a million of these from Gilmore Girls, but these are a few of my favorites. Special shout out to Chauncey Leopardi (Squints from the Sandlot), who isn’t pictured here but had a repeating small role on the show.

Always Hold On To Smallville @alwaysmallville

2 months ago

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Ash @PatternsOnWalls

3 months ago

We just put a “No Soliciting” sign up TODAY because companies come banging on the door and ringing the doorbell either ONLY at dinner time or nap time for the kids. We debated whether it will actually work and guess whose doorbell was rung 2 minutes ago?

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Ash @PatternsOnWalls

7 months ago

Some of my favorite people in the world are my much older lady friends. They’re always so kind, patient and they’ve got no time for drama because they’ve lived through actual problems. Plus they ALWAYS have great advice and perspective. Don’t sleep on friendships like this.

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7 months ago

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Ash @PatternsOnWalls

7 months ago

We heard that “I’m on vacation” song in the grocery store and my husband won’t stop singing it and even terrorized me on the way home by playing it on the car speakers. Help how do I start divorce proceedings immediately???

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Ash @PatternsOnWalls

8 months ago

Black Girl @t_sadiity

8 months ago

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Ash @PatternsOnWalls

8 months ago

I really love a coworker who got added to our team this year, but she’s a phone person, not a texter, and it’s the only thing keeping her from being a fully great person.

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Ash @PatternsOnWalls

8 months ago

I still remember my husband taking me to go see this. I was pretty skeptical and not all that interested after watching the trailer, but I thought I’d go to be a good sport. Afterwards we talked for hours about how great it was and I was so happy I tagged along

DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm

8 months ago

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Ash @PatternsOnWalls

8 months ago

Every day I get on this app and see a new word I have no understanding of.

kris🃏 @choochoojam

8 months ago

Every day I get on this app and see a new word I have no understanding of.

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Ash @PatternsOnWalls

8 months ago

This was wasting away in my drafts but I’ll keep silent no longer. My 2 friends will appreciate it.

Fash Daddy! 🥐 @thefashygram

a year ago

This was wasting away in my drafts but I’ll keep silent no longer. My 2 friends will appreciate it. https://t.co/j99DaISscy

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Ash @PatternsOnWalls

8 months ago

I have a few friends that I’ve known since grade school and I think I’ll always be able to immediately recognize their handwriting and something about that is really sweet.

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Ash @PatternsOnWalls

9 months ago

If we had to listen to an entire album from start to finish more often (i.e. the days of CDs and cassettes), people would have a better appreciation for music and the artistry that goes into building said albums.

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Ash @PatternsOnWalls

9 months ago

Sorry but Apple is going way harder than anyone right now as far as television. The free weekend of streaming? Performance art promo? Everyone other platform needs to pay attention.

Ben Stiller @BenStiller

9 months ago

Sorry but Apple is going way harder than anyone right now as far as television. The free weekend of streaming? Performance art promo? Everyone other platform needs to pay attention.