Look, I don't care if this is a spoiler, the world must know: In this week's Halo episode, Master Chief has sex with a human covenant spy prisoner while Cortana watches and it appears it triggers events that will lead to the Fall of Reach
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@PaulTassi What? Do they even understand the character in the slightest?
@PaulTassi No one ever believes you when you tell them real events from the show because they're so bad they shouldn't even be real
@PaulTassi Honestly Paramount needs to stop making it because none of this is canon
@PaulTassi This was not on my bingo card for today
@PaulTassi Actually Halsey will end up being the reason reach falls, not master chief getting laid.