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Spent an hour picking through the undergrowth at 6am this morning, but I’ve found it. Felt like Gollum. Relief of my life.
Spent an hour picking through the undergrowth at 6am this morning, but I’ve found it. Felt like Gollum. Relief of my life. https://t.co/UafKbXdL3V
Profonde affection pour les memes sur la twingo 1
bringing this back
3/6 (en gros 40% sachant qu'une "passing grade" c'est 60%) en physique statistique 1 en 3eme année de Bachelor 😎 j'ai pleuré en sortant de l'examen 😎😎
3/6 (en gros 40% sachant qu'une "passing grade" c'est 60%) en physique statistique 1 en 3eme année de Bachelor 😎 j'ai pleuré en sortant de l'examen 😎😎
One of the post docs in my PhD lab used to call this “let’s go get refresh,” and I’ve never had a better description of this act.
“Let’s throw a probe out to Jupiter, so Jupiter can throw it into the sun, so the sun can throw it outwards so fast that it can catch up to oumuamua” Easily an S-Teir mission
> bring your child to work day > dozen kids running around office > some kid comes over to my area sees my chessboard > "play me right now" > sit down to play, kids and half office gather around > kids heckling me "it would be so embarrassing to lose to an 11 year old" > I win
“If raindrops could talk, what would they say?” asked the poet. “Let’s find out,” said the tech guy.
The release of the Wii is further from us now than the fall of the Soviet Union was from the release of the Wii.
The release of the Wii is further from us now than the fall of the Soviet Union was from the release of the Wii.
I really missed these memes
Se masturber avec des pornos, c'est trop has been. J'ai bien mieux! (je viens de m'astiquer 47 fois)
We’re here for chapter three of #LHCRun3 Today’s #PhotoOfTheWeek features the beautiful event displays of the first high-energy collisions recorded by the #LHC experiments in 2024. On 5 April, the Large Hadron Collider accelerated and collided protons at the energy of 6.8 TeV…
Figured out how to feel better about my awful code. I just put all of my bad hacks at the bottom of a file, and give it a cute little house to live in, forever. Now I feel great.
With another semester ending, here's your annual reminder that teaching evaluations systemically disadvantage women. Even when controlling for grades and other factors, students (esp. males) consistently give female professors lower scores. This can have serious ramifications.🧵
Picrew ass palettes, let me introduce you to ✨️Vibrant oversaturated greens✨️
Picrew ass palettes, let me introduce you to ✨️Vibrant oversaturated greens✨️ https://t.co/WPoUcW9MpB
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273 Followers 314 Following small and dissociated 🐝 UoM Maths PhD Student in symplectic geometry 🧑🏻🏫 He/him 🏳️🌈as a parent it's so important to show your kids that you personally cannot ever be relied on. reinforce this message every time you can. for example push them down a set of stairs. go out for smokes and never return
My kid packed his project last night and forgot to bring it to school this morning. I saw it as we left the house and it pains me not to remind him. That bitterness as he walked to his classroom was horrible for me to watch, but necessary for him to grow up.
@The_Petrichory "Yeah I didn't download that shit, turns out you can 'regression' variables in Excel." I would've been impressed tbh
Our April Fools trailer was so good we even added the Distortion World and more Platinum content to Pokemon BDSP to make it more convincing
26 ans et une question me turlute : - pourquoi attendre le samedi pour faire le party party ?
21 ans et j’ai déjà : - 2 master - roule en clio 5 - propriétaire d’un appartement - fiancée - +30k de côté
they defeated me
before i start this semester i wanna send a big fuck you to maxwell, gauss, lorentz, and all the other assholes who’ve made significant contributions to electromagnetism
my followers : >former CERN researcher >quant trader >8 thousand software engineers >nuclear physicists >biochemical CRISPIR startup founders >crypto millionares >milady billionaires >NASA lab manager me :
just found out one of my followers is literally a field medal recipient what the fuck
my followers : >former CERN researcher >quant trader >8 thousand software engineers >nuclear physicists >biochemical CRISPIR startup founders >crypto millionares >milady billionaires >NASA lab manager me :
Do bakers daydream about leaving their job to do a PhD in molecular biology?
Je suis si fière de moi j’arrive à TRAVAILLER, c’est tellement anodin mais ça faisait depuis janvier j’arrivais pas bosser, à me concentrer. Et là même si répondre à une question me prend 45 min j’arrive à le faire et à comprendre la correction
21 ans et j’ai déjà : - J’ai fais deux ans d’étude à Montpellier - De ? - An d’étude à Montpellier ? - De ? - Année ? - Des études de quoi ?
26 ans et j'ai : - trouvé le sens de la raison qui m'entraîne - à chaque pas sur le devant de la scène - trouvé le sens de la vie que je mène - et je l'aime
C'est ça le problème Quelque soit le physique (musclée, grosse, très grande, très petite, très fine etc etc...) quand c'est pas dans les critères ou norme de la société vous déshumanisez la personne Ces gens-là ont des sentiments et resté humain mdrr et ne sont pas des " ça "
Les femmes musclées comme ça c’est tellement le redflag ultime zehma y’a vrm des mecs qui tapent dans ça ?
@kanaoshairclip i win
@moxmox36 @kanaoshairclip This edit of him changed how my brain works
Pour l'ascension je vais passer 5 jours à Bordeaux avec un Muslim autiste un juif et un homo on dirait le scénario d'une comédie française
From one line in Pokémon Masters I essentially crafted a Volo Origin story - w/ a splash of chosen au *read left to right* (Please 😫 don't let the art/text be crunchy) Enjoy!! #volo #pokemonmasters 1/6 🧵