Peep Show Script @PeepScript

I'm a bot tweeting the script of Channel 4/Netflix comedy Peep Show from start to finish. Currently on Season 2 Episode 6: Wedding github.com/matt-daniells/… Joined May 2019

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Peep Show Script @PeepScript

a hour ago

Super Hans: Ouch. I'm thinking maybe Buddha wasn't too pleased.

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3 hours ago

Sam: [Slams the glass down too hard, it shatters and cuts his hand, badly] Argh!

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4 hours ago

All: Slam, slam, slam, slam, slam!

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6 hours ago

Tony: Come on, it's a stag night. You gotta slam on a stag night. Slam, slam!

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7 hours ago

Super Hans: Sam, mate of Darren's.

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9 hours ago

Jeremy: What's his name again?

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10 hours ago

Sam: I don't drink, it's a Buddhist thing.

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12 hours ago

Tony: Mate, aren't you gonna slam?

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13 hours ago

Super Hans: Oi, oi, tequila slammers! Three, two, one, lift-off!

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15 hours ago

[Someone brings a round of tequila slammers to the table]

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16 hours ago

Super Hans: Oh, yeah. Jez, listen...

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18 hours ago

Mark: Hans, is it perhaps time we had a word with Jeremy?

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19 hours ago

Super Hans: No danger my friend, no danger. It's just a load of old mates, in the boozer, loving it!

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21 hours ago

Jeremy: Who needs to go off to Amsterdam paint balling in a go-kart? You know? That is such bullshit.

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22 hours ago

[The lads are in the pub for Jeremy's stag do. Jez, Mark, Super Hans, Tony, Sam and Darren sit round a table.]

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24 hours ago

Mark: (Too formal, lighten things up. [Mark winks] Light, not slimy! Oh, can't retract the wink. Unless...) See you. [Mark feigns twitching] (Brilliant, the twitching freak. Works every time.)

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Mark: Hi, hi. Say, isn't it funny, all the coffee? What's with all the coffee? Listen I'm just gonna go over to my stupid friend and grrr, give her a good shake. But if you ever want to call me about anything, then I'm in the book. Mark Corrigan.

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a day ago

Karen: Hi there.

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a day ago

Mark: Sophie, no! No, Sophie, no, don't! (Oh, God, this is terrible. Maybe it'll go really well and I'll have a double wedding with Jeremy on Friday. Oh, no, she's coming. Must think words, funny words.)