Running to first base is so dangerous republicans are going to start using #WhiteSox statistics to demonize Chicago.
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@PeterFonseca when are you making your Late Night debut
@PeterFonseca That's a Tonight Show-level joke. A+
@PeterFonseca When I tell you I laughed out loud so hard I woke my dog up 😂 this is gold
@PeterFonseca I will need to know both candidates plan to fix the White Sox injury issues
@PeterFonseca if global warming would start happening, these guys wouldn't be getting injured.
@PeterFonseca Let’s look at the root causes of this injury and give him several raises for the biological disadvantages that he was born with I think