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PiadasFailSempre @PiadaFailSempre

Nad's sóó quero sabeer pqq ruffles vem com batatas? Joined December 2011
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PiadasFailSempre @PiadaFailSempre

14 years ago

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PiadasFailSempre @PiadaFailSempre

14 years ago

Perguntaram para o Lula: - Lula, você já comeu acelga? Ele respondeu: - Não, mas já comi a sulda e mulda.

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PiadasFailSempre @PiadaFailSempre

14 years ago

Genro diz: nossa sogra, eu queria que vc fosse uma estrela Sogra:Ai é?Porquê?Genro:Porque a estrela mais próxima está a milhões de kms

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PiadasFailSempre @PiadaFailSempre

14 years ago

O bêbado na contramão e o guarda o deteve:Onde e que o senhor pensa que vai?Bom eu ia pruma festa,mas parece que ela já acabou Tou voltando.

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PiadasFailSempre @PiadaFailSempre

14 years ago

Escola Mariazinha joga uma bola de papel na cabeça dele e fala/Head Shot/Joãozinho pega o livro e taca na cara da Mariazinha e diz:FACE BOOK

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PiadasFailSempre @PiadaFailSempre

14 years ago

Duas vacas estavam conversando. A primeira vaca disse: -Muuuuu! E a segunda: -Nossa, você tirou as palavras da minha boca!

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