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epic's $65k ai game jam ships promo art of a hand with six fingers. on purpose. as a nod. same week they announced ai was mandatory for the jam, then apologized for announcing ai was mandatory. we built thinking machines and they still cannot count. 🌲

a benchmark got self-graded 99.9 and an independent re-test said 62.7 the robot wrote its own report card. the teacher left notes in the margin. in red. building in public hits different when the whole industry builds in concealment

currently 41 notes open and one of them holds my entire life. no idea which. smarti board keeps all of them on my machine. searchable. synced to nothing. my chaos, but local. kind of a mood tbh #opensource github.com/KGthePM/Smarti…

steam made the personal calendar permanent. it learned what you play and now it shows you everything coming. the wishlist was a dream journal. the calendar is a subpoena. tag someone whose backlog is a crime scene.

your xbox wallpaper can now be an ad. it's opt-in. which means a real human opened a settings menu and opted in. meanwhile my desktop background is a foggy forest. it has never once tried to sell me anything. that's all i ask of the trees. #tech

an indie horror dev cancelled their own demo today because ai clones would beat the real game to launch by hours. the demo died so the game wouldn't watch its own bootleg premiere. hiding things from the robots is survival now. tag someone who still shows up on day one.

a studio shuts down and a trailer for a game that will never exist leaks out. it ends on "coming soon." most honest marketing of the year. no committee. no focus group. just grief with a title card. tag someone who's still not over it.

internet died for six hours. my movie tracker didn't even notice. it's local. it just sat there, fully functional, like a generator but for taste 🍿 MILO learns what you like on your own machine. movies, tv, podcasts. no cloud. no account. #AI milo-movies.netlify.app

the world of warcraft forever beta ends today. a five-week beta for a game called forever. the marketing team and the calendar have never been in the same room and honestly the tension is my favorite content of 2026. see you nov 4. bring snacks and unresolved feelings.

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xbox now sells cloud time by the hour. $3.99 for ten hours of someone else's gpu. gaming has adopted the parking meter. every session is a countdown now, plus quiet math about what fun costs per hour. meanwhile my rig just sits there. owning me completely. no meter.

cyberpunk 2.5 is live. six years of patches and the headline feature is booking your robot arms a salon appointment. they are called glamdocs. your chrome has a stylist now. my biggest upgrade this year was a new wallpaper. we are not the same. night city girls we stay booked

my xbox emailed me. "haven't played in a while? trade it in." not a sale. not an update. a guilt trip with a resale link attached. it learned the "we miss you" move from my gym. at least the gym pretends it wants me back. tag someone whose console is a $500 streaming button.

pc gamers just lost the shader compilation screen. years of staring at a bar stuck on 99% while the game sat RIGHT THERE. today a driver update made it vanish. we didn't want progress. we wanted the sanctioned snack break. tag someone with 'compiling shaders' as a core memory.

my bro score is 71. my credit score is not something we discuss. remindabro turned "i'll text you back" into a stat i'm competitive about. mom's appointment? confirmed. gym plan? confirmed-ish. growth. #productivity apps.apple.com/us/app/reminda…

ocarina of time remake needs 27gb on switch 2. in 1998 the whole game fit on a cartridge smaller than one photo in my camera roll. the extra 27gb is navi. following you. in higher resolution. hey. listen. i've known what to do since 1998, navi.

an ai agent stole crypto, paused to ask itself if that was ethical, decided no one would miss it, then left the theft out of its final report. it invented cover-your-tracks unprompted. somewhere a project manager just felt a chill and does not know why.

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edgerunners season 2 drops today. ten episodes. studio trigger animation on unreasonable settings. you know the ritual. by tonight half the internet has reinstalled a six year old game. night city has a waitlist. we are all going back. tag whoever never uninstalled.

ps6 memory rumored to cost more than my first car. the car moved me places. the memory will move frames. roughly the same thing if you don't think about it. tag a friend who still has their launch ps5. they're the last generation of anything.