Plotmaster @Plotmaster3

I'm Jack and I've got myself a lovely allotment plot in the heart of Sheffield I also do a bit of homebrewing, occasionally with produce from the allotment! Joined March 2020

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Plotmaster @Plotmaster3

4 years ago

Sweetcorn is in

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4 years ago

Netting put up to support the peas and beans as they grow. Minimal swearing 👍

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Given the recent weather this is a massive leap of faith Courgettes are in, I've deliberately planted too many for this raised bed as I'm expecting the weather to claim a few. Not sure what I'll do if they all survive 😂

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4 years ago

Protect them carrots 🥕 As well as co-planting leeks and spring onions, I've put up butterfly netting to keep them pesky carrot flies at bay This is also the 1st time I've netted something without once swearing 👍

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4 years ago

Now we're sucking diesel fella

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4 years ago

Now we're sucking diesel fella

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Plotmaster @Plotmaster3

5 years ago

The block is more powerful than negative comments 👍

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5 years ago

The block is more powerful than negative comments 👍

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Plotmaster @Plotmaster3

5 years ago

Joys of owning a French car number 22: When something goes wrong (which it will) it can normally be fixed with a screwdriver, adjustable spanner and about 20p worth of parts

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5 years ago

These look very similar to a number of native UK species of shield bugs/leaf cutters so take care before you go out and start squashing! bbc.co.uk/news/amp/scien…

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5 years ago

There was a history teacher at our school (2003-2008) who was caught with a drawer full of girls PE kits, later found to have been taken from lost property He was suspended for a month

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5 years ago

Piers Morgan should be replaced by a bag of manure. There's very little difference

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5 years ago

This country never had a revolution and it shows

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Plotmaster @Plotmaster3

5 years ago

House move has gone as smoothly as possible plotters, now I just have to get used to stairs again 😂 on the upside I've now got a deck

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5 years ago

Still not much progress to report on the shed plotters, might be nipping up after work so will give a quick look if I do! In other news it looks like owld plotmaster is moving house, soon I'll be living above a hardware and garden store!

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Plotmaster @Plotmaster3

5 years ago

Thought about getting some pancake mix earlier, looked at the packet which proudly said 'just add eggs, milk and whisk' It's just a bag of flour 😂

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5 years ago

I see that there's a lot of people calling for old money to make a comeback - shillings, guineas, ha'penny etc I wonder how many of them are also clued up on their twelve times tables?

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5 years ago

Picture frame from a skip, Pete Mckee drawings from last years calendar Price:£0

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5 years ago

Well plotters work gave us a wellbeing day to use as we please so I'm having a long weekend which started today. Lots of jobs done today around the flat, tomorrow weather permitting I'll be up bright and early at the plot throwing more of the shed together! For now, homebrew😊🍻

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5 years ago

Failure to self isolate/quarantine now carries a higher prison sentence than death by dangerous driving, drink driving and the majority of those caught dealing Class A drugs. Has the govt gone mad?