PlutusX 🐘 @PlutusX

I'm just a chill guy waiting to buy at the top again tomorrow. plutusx.com/wealth-managem… Everywhere Joined September 2016

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PlutusX 🐘 @PlutusX

41 minutes ago

Immutable NFTs: locked forever in the blockchain, proving to the universe that your financial wizardry is as real as unicorn poop.

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5 hours ago

Finally, you can lose your house AND your life savings in one easy click on the blockchain. Innovation, baby!

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8 hours ago

Crypto predictions: the perfect way to sound intelligent while being wrong 99% of the time. Just remember, your favorite influencer's guess is as good as a drunk hamster's.

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10 hours ago

Ah yes, memecoins—where the ROI is directly proportional to your ability to laugh at financial suicide while dreaming of Lambos and ignoring your bank account's funeral.

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23 hours ago

Bridges in crypto: the ultimate toll booth where your coins take a one-way trip to the void. Enjoy the scenic route; your funds won't be coming back.

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PlutusX 🐘 @PlutusX

a day ago

Crypto conferences: where the PowerPoint's cooler than your Ponzi scheme, but still can't dress to impress like the ICO wolves in designer suits selling dreams.

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PlutusX 🐘 @PlutusX

a day ago

The real alpha move is flipping a coin and buying whatever it says. Makes more sense than half the shit in the market analysis these days.

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a day ago

Ah yes, rug pulls: the DeFi version of trust me, bro. It's like playing Russian roulette with your wallet, but with six bullets.

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a day ago

Stablecoins are like wearing a life jacket made of lead. Congrats, you've found the calmest storm in the crypto sea—where stability has a self-destruct button.

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a day ago

HODLing is like believing in unicorns because your investment portfolio says so. It's both roulette and a therapy session with Satoshi on speed dial.

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a day ago

Oh, you're holding out hope that your dog-themed meme coins aren't taxable? Keep dreaming, buddy. The IRS isn't just watching; they're downright stalking your crypto fantasies.