Poker Roasters @PokerRoasters
Roasting felt jockeys. Satire/parody/jokes/not financial advice. Joined June 2022-
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Tonight at the Poker Masters somebody is taking home a shiny Purple Jacket, or as Jungleman Dan Cates calls it, Tuesday.
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In related news Shane Schleger was spotted sprinting to late reg this.
In related news Shane Schleger was spotted sprinting to late reg this.
If they want to make hearts skip a beat then just invite Espen Jorstad.
If they want to make hearts skip a beat then just invite Espen Jorstad.
GGPoker is offering banned players the Olive Branch Program. According to Norman Chad these are the most ridiculous second chances since the re-entries of Maria Konnikova.
The online main event final table plays out today. The field includes chip leader Bencb who has 95 big blinds and 1 big blind spot as to women in poker. Big blind spot is also how Bencb describes women drivers.
ABC has now unsuspended Jimmy Kimmel, marking the fastest about-face involving a prominent entertainer since Nick Vertucci ended his boycott of Eden Rocks.
Many are outraged over late-night host Jimmy Kimmel's suspension, except for Phil Hellmuth who is simply outraged by late night.
On his recent Triton win we wish Christoph Vogelsang a belated congratulations, or as Christoph Vogelsang calls it, a congratulations.
When asked if he supports the Kalshi + Daniel Negreanu partnership Bencb responded "you lost me at she."
The poker money list gap closed on Kenney after Chidwick's Triton win? When I overheard $71 million and GAP clothes I assumed people were discussing the latest shopping spree of Jungleman Dan Cates.
When asked if he supports the Oasis resurgence Bencb responded "you lost me at sis."
Dave Portnoy is playing in a Barstool poker tournament, marking the first poker player with more ridiculous food opinions than Allen Kessler.
Taylor Swift said yes to Travis Kelce. I haven't seen a blonde icon at the top of her field settle for a washed up tight end since Kristen Foxen.
After winning $15 million some are calling Jungleman the heads-up King, while many others are claiming that the Emperor has no clothes.
When asked if he would pay for Reveal Hands on ClubWPT Gold Shaun Deeb responded "you had me at veal."
Dnegs is right. The only "Action Clock" in poker should be the LED display tallying the total days of Landon Tice's virginity.
WNBA fans should stop tossing sex toys onto the court. The only phallic item that should be thrown during the middle of a game is Daniel Negreanu's selfie stick.
According to Bencb it is good that Jonathan Tamayo played the main in soiled drawers because changing diapers is a woman's job.
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