Mini The Politicat @PoliticatIsMini

Romney was just giving those folks what was best for them. Tough-talk-shaped candor is his version of a dead bird. #unappreciatedgifts

We all let loose around our major donors, it's animal nature. I, for instance, scream like an ungodly banshee when I'm hungry.

In Mitt's defense, I know what it's like to have 47% of something you love occupied by parasites. #Ipoopedhetalked #thenwebothfeltbetter

It's news that birds are bigots? You never hear of birds pooping on other birds. Is all I'm sayin'.

Too early to form an opinion on Obamacare. What provisions are there re: thermometers? #somebodypartsshouldneverbecold

This year has been one of spiritual and physical growth. My mind roamed into the land of objectivism and my haunches thickened. I'm ready.

It is with great pride and personal liberty that I announce my triumphant return! Thank you for sticking with me. It's very human of you.

Could I go GOP? I've never been closer...that Michele Bachmann looks like she knows how to take care of a cat or twenty.

People, don't send pictures of your nasty bits. Also, please leave them behind your clothskins when cats are in the room.

I'm a strict Constitutionalist...thanks to Iams. #practicingformyeventualsponsorshops

Don't worry @SarahPalinUSA, I get fire in the belly too sometimes. My advice: roll around on your back until someone gives you a tummy rub.

I have no interest in #weinergate. To a discerning female feline, that phrase only has 8 endings, & every one of them is a dragging nipple.

Meant to type #theycantallbewinners. Dammit. You try doing this when your thumbs don't oppose each other!

I hate having to share this place during the day! Guess I'll just stare at the ceiling, think about the national debt. #they antallbewinners

I don't recall agreeing to an extra day for the humans to be in the house! I remember nothing of the sort.

I can't wait until all of the good ones float into the sky tomorrow. Who will protect the precious squirrels then, eh? #allrodentsleftbehind

Do we find your warfare cute, Humanity? No, and I'd appreciate some reciprocity: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0nxsE196Xc

Catching up on news. Sad to see that the Walking Scratchpost and the Bassett Hound are out of the race.

Glad to be free again! Held as a political prisoner. They called the holding cell Kennel, but I'm sure it was Gitmo. #mypurrwillbeheard

And let's not forget the real concern in all of this: poetry is still being "slammed." And we're all the worse for it.