DECADENT DISCOURCE ON POLITICAL WITCH BOY’S “WITCHCRAFT” 🤹 Dearest readers, I recently had the questionable pleasure of wading through Political Witch Boy’s posts on Facebook. 👸 I am slightly befuddled by the musings of this hater. With a title like that, I expected a certain... mystical punch. But it seems we've been served day-old bread instead of a fresh croissant. 🥐 (Someone, please fetch me a glass of the finest wine to wash down the regret.)🍷😹 But, let’s dissect his recent feeble attempt at propaganda: 1. Troll Allegations - "Sinusugod ako ng trolls ni Bongbong Marcos..." A classic move! Blaming unseen forces for... what exactly? Mediocre content? Because honestly, that post just screams, "Pay attention to me!" But really, who is? Dear Political Witch Boy, if every troll was an indication of success, I’d be the Queen of England by now. Trolls are the mosquitoes of social media: annoying, ubiquitous, but hardly worth the drama. By the way, has anyone offered you a mosquito net yet? I guess not. 🦟👑💅 2. Duwende Dramatics - “Babaeng Duwende” This trope is as cliché as mistaking cubic zirconia for a diamond. You’d think that a witch would have a richer repertoire of mythical references, but alas! Perhaps his spellbook is missing a few pages? Political Witch Boy, if you're aiming to be the Grimms' Brother of the political world, at least pick a creature with some gravitas. 🎩 🧚♂️✨ 3. Missed Universe - Equating Bongbong’s words with beauty queens? Political Witch Boy, honey, Catriona Gray’s ear cuff has more substance than your lame comparison. Our Filipina beauties have more depth in their little finger than most of your posts. Truth be told, they wear heels higher than your wit level. 👠🌍 🙊 4. Victory Party Whispers - An lame attempt at degrading the First Lady Spicy, yet tasteless. There’s a difference between being scandalous and being ludicrous. It seems our dear Political Witch Boy might be confused. This also feels less about wit and more about FOMO (fear of missing out). Wish you were invited, hun? Do try harder, darling. Sulking on the sidelines won't get you a dance with the belle of the ball. 🥂🕺🌶️💃 5. More Troll Talk - Again with the trolls? Remember, repetition is the death of wit, and I fear you're driving it off a cliff. Dude, find a new topic. This troll thing is getting old. Like, moldy bread old. 🍞🥯 6. BBM Blunders - The remarks about Bongbong's... assets. A joke is like a soufflé; it requires subtlety, finesse, and timing. Unfortunately, this soufflé has not just fallen; it's imploded. If you were trying to be edgy, this one just fell flat. May I suggest a cooking class? 🍳🧨 7. Robot Vloggers/Bloggers - Labeling vloggers/bloggers as government robots? Ah, a conspiracy theory! Joie de Vivre and Sass Sasot never run out of them! This is less "political intrigue" and more "late-night alien abduction documentary." A leap too far, even for someone claiming witchcraft. I mean, from witches to robots, what's next? Alien endorsements? Stay grounded, Political Witch Boy. Literally. 🛸🤖🪄 8. Femininity Fumble - The comment on LAM’s femininity and the subsequent jabs is like mixing stripes with polka dots—a blatant fashion (and taste) faux pas. 👗 And in case you’ve not heard, assertiveness among women is the new black. 🖤 But critiquing someone's femininity? That's so last season, perhaps even a few decades outdated. 🙄🛼 Modernize your playbook, dear. It's a new world. Plus, wit requires understanding, not just a willingness to throw whatever sticks. Sometimes, less is more. But in your case, maybe just…less. 🙅♀️🤭 Oh, darling Political Witch Boy, your brew is more tepid tea than a spicy potion. If this is a spell you're casting, it's less enchantment and more... yawn. 🥱✌️🛌 If the aim was enchantment, you missed the mark by a broom's length. Do consider brushing up on your craft, or perhaps, find another cauldron to stir. 🧙💅🪄 XOXO 💖
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