Bantha Fodder @PooPooPostman
Delivering the Poo Poo Post, the Manure Mail Joined November 2021-
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Holding my newborn son against my chest for skin to skin contact he instinctively reaches out with his mouth for my nipple at which out of the corner of my eye I catch the cute delivery room nurse about to get “the ick” so I scream “FUCKIN FAGGOT!!!”, and hurl him into the wall
You look real foolish now pal
You look real foolish now pal https://t.co/ilDRyDNMRS
You have been visited by the Whimsical Wizard. He's here to remind you that there is no escape. The online and offline realms have collided. We are all stuck together here, forever. But it doesn't mean you can't wear a silly hat and a happy face.
I always loved that the characters talk about Goodfellas while the show had multiple actors from Goodfellas on it.
I always loved that the characters talk about Goodfellas while the show had multiple actors from Goodfellas on it.
I am Charlie Kirk
I am Charlie Kirk https://t.co/BJ5sGH443A
You soulless conservatives cheering on what happened to Jimmy Kimmel haven't stopped to think about Jimmy's wife and children They now have to spend more time with Jimmy Kimmel No one deserves that
Should have thrown her in the Tiber
Should have thrown her in the Tiber
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Well... It ain't here
Democrats will point to you and say “he’s a nazi and we kill Nazis” then when their creaturas try to kill you they say “we dont condone violence btw” — our legal system is totally paralyzed by these “our atoms aren’t touching” playground word games
Wooo windows 7 is back in gay Macintosh form
Wooo windows 7 is back in gay Macintosh form
Yearning for the days when Todd Howard could write the only homosexual in the game to be a nasty old pervert and theater fan named Crass Queer
All major employers please take note—this is a stellar opportunity to get rid of your most annoying and unproductive employees. Even employers in states that protect political affiliations can simply default to code of conduct violations. Big payroll savings available here!
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Another autistic person trying to be a body language expert. Why do they all present like this?
Another autistic person trying to be a body language expert. Why do they all present like this?
Scott Adams could have continued living large, giving his corporate talks, but in 2015 he began explaining the Trump phenomena. He wasn’t even MAGA. As a result he lost anywhere from 50-100 million in merchandise and speaking gigs. He never once faltered or hid in the shadows.…
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We already knew you’d want that because you already did it
We already knew you’d want that because you already did it
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