maximus lullimitus @Poor_Form
Calgary, AB Joined April 2011-
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Shanequa is shopping, if she finds high heels at $74.99 with 40% off what's the probability of her shoplifting?
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Who cares if you gettin sloppy seconds.....at least u ain't goin hungry
Still waiting for that "once you go black you never go back" episode of Mythbusters
I want to go see batman, but I think I'm gonna wait until the crowds die down.
Don't tell people that you like Drake or Skrillex, they'll think you marinate beef with your butthole.
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Black people started wearing their pants down low, white people called this "saggin." Spell saggin backwards
All that fatlace/stanceworks/illest scenester shit is gay. They say it's a lifestyle, but so is homosexuality.
Everyones a humanitarian from their computer chairs #kony2012
Is is just me, or does Luongo look like Count Chocula? #canuckssuck yfrog.com/oe1smemj
Saw the funniest thing today. A white guy driving a cab.
Ronald Mcdonald is the clown for Mcdonalds, Nicki Minaj should be the clown for KFC
It sucks that I need to drive from calgary to lethbridge everytime I want good pizza. We need Two Guys in Calgary! @twoguyspizza
they should make a sex tape with a bunch of black dudes and paris hilton and call it "niggas in paris" lulz
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Why are people telling me "Merry Christmas"? It isn't until next week, idiots.
Who is the BEST rapper of all time? Think about it, DYLAN, DYLAN, DYLAN, DYLAN DYLAN, because I spit hot fyah.
What does a dead baby sound like in the microwave? Couldn't tell ya, I was too busy masturbating.
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I heard the next season of Jersey Shore won't have Snooki in it... I guess Willy Wonka finally got his Oompa Loompa back.
Fart in car, turn up heat, activate window lock. #whyyoumadthough
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