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PopCultureSlaughter @PopSlaughter

I like comedy and finding new angles to look at popular films, shows and books. So that's what all my tweets are about. popcultureslaughter.com Joined January 2015
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PopCultureSlaughter @PopSlaughter

12 years ago

"I'm sick of these dipshits.They only buy candy. I wish there was a way they could do my job for me." The inventor of the Vending Machine.

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12 years ago

If you want a really thorough teeth cleaning, so much so that your gums will bleed, just ask your dentist why he didn't become a real Dr.

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12 years ago

Who was the first guy to name a hurricane? and why did he give it a human name? What kind of people was that poor bastard hanging around?

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12 years ago

Patient:My toe itches. Dr Lizard: We'll just amputate the leg and see if after it regrows the problem persists.

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12 years ago

#GameofThrones the most vicious version of musical chairs ever played.

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12 years ago

"You will lose that fight every time. They just fall back down. Isaac explained it, but we will not conqueror it." I Screamed at the juggler

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12 years ago

"Will you be the Princess Leia to my Jabba the Hut?" "No not Han Solo, he belongs with Chewbacca and we all know it." #FirstDateQuestions

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12 years ago

So are you willing to be painted blue and dress like smurfette full time or only part time? #FirstDateQuestions

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12 years ago

My parents told me to look for a job, so far I've checked in the fridge, under the bed, and on my favorite websites but still no luck.

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12 years ago

#ItFollows was a fantastic film. I can only wonder what the film could have been if the main protagonist was a porn star.

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12 years ago

Having sex while wearing an invisibility cloak and pretending to be a ghost. Weird fetishes Ginny Weasley has to deal with.

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12 years ago

Do you think Harry, as an adullt, ever wore his invisibility cloak to Ron and Hermione's and watched them have sex? I bet he did.

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12 years ago

I was mildly sarcastic about the #RoyalBaby until I saw the pictures. That baby looks nothing like an ordinary peasant baby.

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12 years ago

The said it was a Super Bowl, but a lot of people died when I filled it with noodles and there is nothing super about that.

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12 years ago

The guide on taking the perfect Facebook profile photo is wrong, because it encourages the photo to be of you, instead of Emma Watson.

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12 years ago

"Don't beat around the bush." "If you're against it, why didn't you just say speak clearly? Hypocrite."

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12 years ago

Stoners of History: "Wouldn't it be funny to not speak and pretend to be trapped in a glass cube, hey, hey or pull an imaginary rope?"

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12 years ago

Why are our cities not shaped like dinosaurs?Are logical roads and block's better than saying I live at the point of Raptor claw three?

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12 years ago

May weather is fine weather. The other guy has ow in his name. Me angering boxing fans.

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12 years ago

I pretend to be racist and cite Superman as an illegal immigrant who takes American Jobs for low pay. Boy does that confuse them.

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