PostdocJoe @PostdocJoe
Remember that time you were better than me? Me neither. Joined April 2013-
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#ComeOn... Just because I don't understand your research doesn't mean I can't be an expert on it.
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I had a really bad experience with tenure once, when they didn't give it to me. #ShutUpImNotCrying
Don't worry, I remember when my advisor didn't like any of my ideas! But then I decided to stop sucking at everything. #UnlikeYou
Hey now, only God knows why your experiment didn't work! Also he likes me a lot better than you. #JesusBro
#WeCantBeInARelationshipIf you're too into your own career. I mean, how are you going to homeschool all our kids? #NotMyJob
I know you already know this formula, but I'm going to explain it to you anyway because I think you don't, really. #ImAnExpert
Um, my comment didn't offend me, so why is it offending you? #SomePeopleAreSoSensitive
I was an et al. on a @ScienceMagazine paper once, therefore everyone must listen to everything I say.
I'm sorry, did you want to be first author? Well I want cheeseburgers to rain from the sky, but some things will never happen. #GradStudents
"That's a really good question, I'll be addressing it in future research." #BestLieEver
#MentionADislike Women in the lab. They're always like "stop taking my machine time" or "give back my sample" or "get your hand off my ass"
My impact factor could totally beat up your impact factor. #Holla
Your presentation was alright, but the best part was the 30 seconds that related distantly to my research. #TryAgain
Why don't grad students understand? I'm not "stealing" their ideas, I'm just communicating them to our PI in my own words, before them. #Ugh
Seeking Assistant Professorship: Mechanical Engineering, Tenure-Track Preferred. Currently have no grants but am highly skilled at backrubs.
If you're presenting at the group meeting, and you can't answer my off-topic question, it means I win. #FYI
My papers don't get rejected. They just get temporarily inconvenienced. #ReviewerTwoCanBiteMe
Fedunya @YurLite
23 Followers 1K Following HOW TO FIND A JOB FOR YOU AND ME Как найти работу себе и другим
Areum Rivera @Areum26023
325 Followers 2K Following PR Associate at�. I love to travel, run, and eat (gluten-free!.I write about all those things on my blog Missouri
ThingsPostdocsSay @WhatPostdocsSay
444 Followers 621 Following An American lab tech working with some gifted & some not-so-gifted foreign postdocs. These are the things they say & do.
The Allium cepa @thealliumcepa
40 Followers 508 Following Putting the 'funny' back in 'science'. We're an open access journal helping you find your scientific voice through satire.
Exhausted Adult @TiredGradStdnt
287 Followers 224 Following From Exhausted Grad Student to Exhausted Adult
Drunk Professor @DrunkGrad
10K Followers 2K Following drunk grad ➡️ drunk post doc ➡️ drunk professor
Worse Reviewer @Worse_Reviewer
7K Followers 4K Following The last reviewer editors ask unless it's a crap paper; then I'm the first. Emeritus AF but still rejecting your paper for not citing my 1989 book chapter.
Grad School Problems @MyBFgradschool
4K Followers 403 Following What grad student actually has time for a relationship? I don't; Grad School is my boyfriend...
Tech Life @ItsATechLife
598 Followers 2K Following Are you interested in #technology? Do you want to know how to use your #pc #laptop #ipad #ipod properly? #iphone #computer Then visit my website.
Grad School Stuff @gradschoolstuff
2K Followers 26 Following Part sarcastic jokes/rants about graduate school, part encouragement and real-talk academia conversations. You are welcome here.
NASA Science @NASAScience_
1.3M Followers 82 Following Powered by data, driven by discovery, made for everyone.
Grad School Problem @GradSchoolPrblm
378 Followers 73 Following For all those students across the country that know when life just becomes a giant #GradSchoolProblem (reply with your best #GSP & we might RT !)
Alan Boyle 👽 @b0yle
37K Followers 3K Following Mastermind of @CosmicLog. Contributing editor at @GeekWire. Host of @Fi_Sci_Club podcast. Main account on Bluesky: https://t.co/2gZcT8Fofl
Exhausted Adult @TiredGradStdnt
287 Followers 224 Following From Exhausted Grad Student to Exhausted Adult
Learn With NASA @LearnWithNASA
409K Followers 145 Following We are engaging students in NASA’s exciting missions, broad range of careers, and unique opportunities. Verification: https://t.co/Fm4rETEY5r
Al Gore @algore
2.7M Followers 44 Following Official account of former Vice President Al Gore. Chair and co-founder of Generation Investment Management, @ClimateReality founder & co-founder @ClimateTRACE.
U.S. EPA @EPA
616K Followers 166 Following Our mission is to protect human health and the environment.
ARCHIVED NASA Astrona... @NASA_Astronauts
1.6M Followers 168 Following Archived account – Hear from NASA astronauts, plus updates on astronaut activities.
Exploration Science @NASA_Lunar
141K Followers 249 Following SSERVI integrates Science and Exploration, and is a central node of lunar research and analysis for NASA's new Lunar Program.
Dr. Buzz Aldrin @TheRealBuzz
1.5M Followers 183 Following Apollo XI Astronaut, Moonwalker; Gemini12; West Point; USAF Brig Gen; Korean War Vet; MIT ScD; Human SpaceFlight Inst Founder; Advancing concepts to reach Mars.
NASA Technology @NASA_Technology
1.2M Followers 232 Following We develop, demonstrate, and infuse transformational technologies that enhance NASA’s efforts to explore the unknown in space and benefit life on Earth.
Dr Nick Hayward @MedicalReel
19K Followers 2K Following Neuroscientist, Academic Clinician, Medtech Advisor
SpaceX @SpaceX
40.1M Followers 120 Following SpaceX designs, manufactures and launches the world’s most advanced rockets and spacecraft
NASA Goddard @NASAGoddard
939K Followers 144 Following Welcome to your friendly neighborhood space flight center, home to the largest community of scientists & engineers on Earth. Verification: https://t.co/pNeQVaC40m
David Dobbs @David_Dobbs
31K Followers 2K Following Writer at all the best places, mostly re how science, medicine, media, and people work and fail. He/him/his. “Expect the worst. It saves time.” - @laurahercher
ScienceOnline @ScienceOnline
9K Followers 514 Following
Brian Cox @ProfBrianCox
2.9M Followers 1K Following Professor of Particle Physics at The University of Manchester
NASA Events @NASA_Events
471K Followers 12K Following From Earth to orbit, to a space near you—follow to learn about virtual and IRL NASA events. ✨ Verification: https://t.co/EzzWWck00G
Carl Zimmer @carlzimmer
264K Followers 2K Following Writer. My active social media links are here: https://t.co/4YrZwyD2wi
The New Yorker @NewYorker
8.4M Followers 393 Following Unparalleled reporting and commentary on politics and culture, plus humor and cartoons, fiction and poetry. Get our Daily newsletter: https://t.co/CW0Z2jGCyB
NASA's Johnson Space ... @NASA_Johnson
2.2M Followers 170 Following Lead center for the @Space_Station, Orion spacecraft, and Gateway. Home to Mission Control and the nation's astronaut corps. 🚀 https://t.co/7u1SQejHBW
ʞɔiwbɿɒH ꙅiɿʜ... @hardwick
2.2M Followers 686 Following Stand-upper, Zombie Therapist, Ball Dropper, Ravenclaw, @Nerdist Inventor and ID10T
National Air and Spac... @airandspace
398K Followers 544 Following Sharing inspiring stories, moments of awe, and one-of-a-kind artifacts from aviation and space history. Start exploring: https://t.co/Nw4JxChkHI ✈️ 🚀 🪐
The White House 45 Ar... @WhiteHouse45
23.5M Followers 12 Following This is an archive of a Trump Administration account, maintained by the National Archives and Records Administration.
White House Archived @ObamaWhiteHouse
11.2M Followers 221 Following This is an archive of an Obama Administration account maintained by the National Archives and Records Administration (NARA).
NASA Mars @NASAMars
1.5M Followers 176 Following NASA’s official X account for all things Mars. Join us as we explore the Red Planet!
Science Careers @ScienceCareers
269K Followers 220 Following ScienceCareers is the careers component of @ScienceMagazine and produced by @AAAS. Scientists rely on Science Careers for #career information and #job postings.
Mike Massimino @Astro_Mike
1.1M Followers 432 Following Former @NASA Astronaut, NY Times Best Selling Author of #Spaceman, Professor at @Columbia, Sr. Advisor @IntrepidMuseum
Dr. Jane Goodall & th... @JaneGoodallInst
1.4M Followers 773 Following Official Dr. #JaneGoodall & the Jane Goodall Institute. Fb: https://t.co/iHgE9s49Vc & https://t.co/neTpxGCb9l. TikTok & IG:@janegoodallinst
Worse Reviewer @Worse_Reviewer
7K Followers 4K Following The last reviewer editors ask unless it's a crap paper; then I'm the first. Emeritus AF but still rejecting your paper for not citing my 1989 book chapter.
Stennis Space Center @NASAStennis
131K Followers 237 Following America’s largest rocket propulsion test center. 🚀 Verification: https://t.co/4XgbG5Mq0D
Adam Savage @donttrythis
1.2M Followers 878 Following Editor-in-Chief of @testedcom and author of #EveryToolsAHammer. Former co-host of #MythBusters. Inquiries: @wmespeakers
nature @Nature
2.6M Followers 3K Following Research, News, and Commentary from Nature, the international science journal For daily science news, get Nature Briefing: https://t.co/wGmQlQ8a4D
CERN @CERN
2.5M Followers 451 Following #CERN is the European laboratory for particle physics, home to the Large Hadron Collider #LHC. French: @CERN_FR
The Nobel Prize @NobelPrize
1.2M Followers 497 Following The official feed of the Nobel Prize @NobelPrize #NobelPrize
HHS.gov @HHSGov
1.6M Followers 31 Following Official account of U.S. Department of Health & Human Services | Follow @SecKennedy | Privacy policy: https://t.co/2fvEGkrCJN.
Argonne National Lab @argonne
79K Followers 1K Following A @ENERGY lab, Argonne develops science and technology innovations delivering powerful energy and national security solutions.
Drunk Professor @DrunkGrad
10K Followers 2K Following drunk grad ➡️ drunk post doc ➡️ drunk professor
Labmember @PhDtweeting
133 Followers 85 Following Just a small sampling of what I see and hear as I inch closer to that elusive PhD. Am I surrounded by mad scientists? Perhaps.
GradSchoolGod @GradSchoolGod
1K Followers 1K Following Just your average omnipresent god, whose goal is to support grad students (and sometimes share a laugh)
U.S. National Science... @NSF
1.2M Followers 145 Following Explore #NSFfunded research that is transforming the world. Social media policy: https://t.co/IRuZ2l1oLW
Grad School Problems @MyBFgradschool
4K Followers 403 Following What grad student actually has time for a relationship? I don't; Grad School is my boyfriend...
GradSchoolLife @GradSchool_Life
2K Followers 2K Following Ph.d student in Psychology. Just livin' the dream. #gradschoollife
Grad School Problems @gradschool_prob
309 Followers 154 Following Avoiding the real world with grad school yet complaining about our problems.
Postdoc Problems @postdocproblems
652 Followers 379 Following Postdoctoral researcher in STEM who just wants to be taken seriously but not too seriously. In fact I'm probably joking.Trends for United States
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