William Wieners @Powderworker

Husband, father, military brat native, Austin, TX resident, golfer forced to teach for food, Hokie, Yankee, and life-long Verde fan. Austin, Texas Joined April 2009

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William Wieners @Powderworker

6 months ago

Oops. I came over to this hell hole to make a joke about Eminem being a grandfather and then I scrolled. Self inflicted. Old and dumb. Tough combo.

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William Wieners @Powderworker

6 months ago

Switched to bluesky. Enjoy.

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William Wieners @Powderworker

9 months ago

30 years ago today I had a swim meet and a first date on Friday the 13th. I didn't drown.

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When in Austin, TX on a Thursday: 1. Stella Happy Hour Whiskey & Biscuits pairing 2. RedFarm Austin Happy Hour Assorted apps, get the duck, and an Old Fashioned 3. Roaring Fork Sidecar and Pecan Pie Each location is 1/4 mile away from the other. 4pm - 7:30pm, 10/10; no notes

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William Wieners @Powderworker

10 months ago

“Thank you”

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William Wieners @Powderworker

11 months ago

Read all of them!

Mrs. Butters 🥧 @MrsButters

11 months ago

Read all of them!

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William Wieners @Powderworker

11 months ago

Watch all the way to the end! 😂

Concerned Parent in North Texas @ZachRunsThings

11 months ago

Watch all the way to the end! 😂

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Jason Kint @jason_kint

11 months ago

NYT tweeted this to its 55 million followers and it has under 500 retweets - presumably suppressed due to the link out. “John Kelly, Donald Trump’s longest-serving chief of staff, said Trump met the definition of a fascist and would try to govern like a dictator if elected”

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William Wieners @Powderworker

11 months ago

Nothing says “Because MLS” like having the fantasy team that hasn’t been updated since May win the week thanks to Messi and Suarez. @MLSFantasy @MLSFantasyBoss

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William Wieners @Powderworker

11 months ago

Donald Trump has ruined so much. Every time I see footage of Arnold Palmer I’ll now be checking to see evidence on his enormous junk. Damn it!

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William Wieners @Powderworker

11 months ago

A dog appeared on our back porch. We called the # on the tag. It belonged to the girlfriend of the guy flying a Confederate flag on our street. We told the dog to run for it. I hope it’s safe.

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William Wieners @Powderworker

11 months ago

Guess the game @SenTedCruz attended in Austin TX tonight. #AustinFC

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11 months ago

Come on @DK_Assist! How come no games for the @MLS Western Conference games tonight?

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William Wieners @Powderworker

12 months ago

I never thought they would make a Harry and the Hendersons sequel, but the product placement at the Yankees game says otherwise. #Yankees #HarryandtheHendersons

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William Wieners @Powderworker

12 months ago

A generation ago, a thing happened. Good times were had, mistakes were made, the thing ended, life drifted on, but I’m glad it happened at all.

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12 months ago

I was watching MLS 360 before the Austin FC game and Kevin Egan commented that Connor Ronan of the Rapids was “the most Irish looking lad” in the MLS. Any response? @JonGallagher96 @AustinFCIreland