Practical Pat @PracticalPat
fuck you I'm practical bitch Joined March 2012-
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Need a little energy but don't like the taste of coffee? Add hot cocoa mix for a delicious warm beverage with a kick! And whiskey cos fuckit
Don't want to re-light a cigarette because of the bad taste? Once you put your cig out, blow through it! It gets rid of the bad taste!
Practical pat says check your bed for bed bugs every time you stay at a hotel!
Want to get double high? Vaporize your green THEN smoke it!
Want to get away with murder? Don't commit murder
Kerosene is not the same fuel as red bull
Tape a chocolate bar on the outside of you're microwave door. If it melts, get a new microwave and a medic
Want to make some money quick? Suck my Dick
You can avoid parking tickets by leaving your windshield wipers to fast whenever you park illegally
Want to win an argument? Pull your phone out and pretend to answer it and say "yeah 'X' is here...its the faggot police."
Want to clean those hard-to-reach places in you're toilet? Use your toothbrush, you will be able to remove even the toughest stains!
Want to look smart? Here's a fun fact, never mind is actually two separate words
Want a free phone charger? Just go to a hotel and say you think you lost one. Its the most frequently left behind item.
Want too tweet from a novelty account? Remember the password
Wanna be a baller ass thug? Smoke weed and punch bitches
Want to be a good guy Greg? Call @DasWhorehay back in to pick up his money
It's pretty easy to make friends, just be attractive
@stardestroyerr You can watch Corey Feldman perform dubstep as Skrillex any time
Need to look sexier? Photoshop is available on most torrents
Need to stop while longboarding? I can't help with that, i'll let you all know when I figure it out -______-
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