12 years ago i coached a man
last month he slides into my DMs like a GHOST from another timeline
“i have 2 sons now. i need you to coach them”
do you understand what happened here
this man spent 12 YEARS raising children for one reason
he didn’t raise sons. he farmed them.
like a fucking jungler clearing camps waiting for the right moment to gank
most fathers pass down a rolex & a truck
this man passed down a SASKIO COACHING SESSION
meanwhile your dad passed down a 2009 honda civic
high cholesterol and the exact same hardstuck mentality that kept him at his warehouse job for 30 years
he watched you cry in promos and said “it’s just a game buddy”
it was never just a game. it was a test.
and your entire bloodline failed it
so i coached both boys
first thing i did was uninstall their empathy
the enemy laner isn’t a person. he’s WALKING GOLD TO BE FARMED
i gave them THE BLOODLINE PROTOCOL
NEVER BLAME
NEVER TILT
NEVER TYPE
CARRY YOUR FUCKING SELF
these boys are going to be DEMONS
two predators. same blood.
same coach. same complete absence of mercy
somewhere in korea faker just woke up in a cold sweat and doesn’t know why
i know why
your kids inherit your excuses and your student loans
his kids inherit HIGH KDA
i don’t coach players anymore
i coach BLOODLINES
in 20 years their sons will book with me
in 40 years their grandsons will book with me
in 200 years historians will trace an entire population of challenger players back to one session i ran 12 years ago while you were losing lane to a 0/10 yasuo
i’m not a coach
i’m a hereditary condition
Study the Saskio way
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