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99% Bum @Pre_Occupy

I hate my alarm clock. Why can't you all understand that? A tent on a curb Joined June 2010
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99% Bum @Pre_Occupy

15 years ago

Happy #Mayday losers. Getting an early start on muttering about guys wearing suits. I will see you all bright and early at noon downtown.

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99% Bum @Pre_Occupy

15 years ago

#SOTU He sure can't help but stick his nose in the details of everyone's business. I hope he approves of my third cosmo here.

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99% Bum @Pre_Occupy

15 years ago

The bar is filling up in here. I think most people have heard enough #SOTU. I hope they turn up the music and turn down the TV volume.

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99% Bum @Pre_Occupy

15 years ago

@MrsDigger @Trpster I am drinking on "shared sacrifice"

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99% Bum @Pre_Occupy

15 years ago

#SOTU Jump through my hoops and I will give you tax breaks. Seems like the Solyndra strategy.

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99% Bum @Pre_Occupy

15 years ago

#SOTU He is saying things are so shitty elsewhere companies are stuck having to bring jobs back here. I need another cosmo.

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99% Bum @Pre_Occupy

15 years ago

Schumer just looked at the camera to wink at me. #SOTU

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99% Bum @Pre_Occupy

15 years ago

Sorry, was talking to the bartender but did he just brag about how well the country is doing? These martinis are on my credit card. #SOTU

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99% Bum @Pre_Occupy

15 years ago

#SOTU, they kill their enemies too.

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99% Bum @Pre_Occupy

15 years ago

#SOTU Hope they kept Bin Laden's head for Obama to mount in his den. You think he shot him himself.

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99% Bum @Pre_Occupy

15 years ago

Poor Boehner had to choke on those words like one of Al's Masseusses choked on him. #SOTU

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99% Bum @Pre_Occupy

15 years ago

Tom Vilsack just walked into the bar. I am going to cuddle up next to him. If they all go tonight, he is in charge. Kinda cute too. #SOTU

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99% Bum @Pre_Occupy

15 years ago

Thank God Al never won. At #SOTU he would take all day to get down that aisle. Groping and saying things to everyone's wife. Cheating ass

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99% Bum @Pre_Occupy

15 years ago

@foregroundEliza Grab a cosmo and come by the Bistro Bis where I am watching. On my second. Not as much fun as from Hillary's box.

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99% Bum @Pre_Occupy

15 years ago

I see Hillary letting her hair down. You go girl. We are meeting for drinks here after the #SOTU like we used to.

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99% Bum @Pre_Occupy

15 years ago

Now they all wear red at the #SOTU. I don't plan to wear red until Al's funeral.

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99% Bum @Pre_Occupy

15 years ago

What happened to date night like they had at last year's #SOTU? Date night for me too, but mine didn't start until after midnight that night

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99% Bum @Pre_Occupy

15 years ago

Dang! Michelle is looking fly tonight for #SOTU. I could have looked like that if Al knew how to swing his hanging chad right.

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99% Bum @Pre_Occupy

15 years ago

@whitehouse Do you think you should reword the question?

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99% Bum @Pre_Occupy

15 years ago

Not sure why Herman Cain wants to meet me after his #SOTU rebuttal tonight, but I am free and single now, so who cares?

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