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When I say we will teach religion in school I mean ONE religion (about miraculous birth of first American born in middle east 2K years ago).

Me referencing Wikileaks 164 times on the campaign trail: REAL NEWS. Current leaks that very dishonest media is obsessed with: FAKE NEWS.

Melissa McCarthy shouldn't be allowed to play Sean Spicer. Total disgrace. In Shakespear time did people play other genders? NO. #CancelNBC

*after hearing federal court rejected his travel ban appeal* "CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME THIS 'CZECHS AND NEW BALANCES'?"

Tax payers MUST pay for First Lady to live in NY. This is NOT a so-called "trail separation" because she's "repulsed" by "me". #FACTS #TRUTH

I am no longer tweeting about SNL. SNL is something I won't say anymore. No one in my cabinet is going to watch SNL. SNL is the 2016 of TV.

Media 'reporting' me leaving SuperBowl early caused major Pat comeback. UNTRUE. Had major business meeting with my sons. Er, I mean US Gov.

Milo Yiannopoulos can have free speech. Berkley (overrated "school") protestors can't. If you agree with me you can have free speech. SIMPLE

If Dems fail to confirm Judge Neil Gorsuch (huge talent - next Scalia!) the wall will get 10ft higher! Withholding Merrick nom yuge victory!

'Reports' that I distract media from my real agenda by making outlandish claims is false. BTW how crazy did Winona look last night? NUTSO!

Media 'reporting' my staff using private email server like Crooked Hilary. FALSE. Mine is fabulous. No one respects privacy more than me.

Kellyanne coined brilliant term Alternate Facts and this Orwell loser (everyone agrees) writes best selling book on it a day later. UNFAIR!

Media "reporting" more people marching today than attended inauguration (huge lie!). Regardless, I am completely against women's suffrage!

This is a safe place to explore my brilliant ideas before broadcasting them. It'll be fabulous - no one makes safe spaces like me!