President Birb @PresidentBirb
Henlo. I am running for president. Pls gather yer seed and vote for me. Thank 🦜 California, USA Joined February 2019-
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“Hello Sharks, my product is a book to teach cats to weave baskets. I’ve invested $400,000 of my own money and taken a mortgage to fund it. We have made $30 in our first year and that’s why I’m asking for $900,000 for 3% of my business. Here’s my cat to show you how it’s done...”
I used to give my Sims fireworks to start fires and it looked exactly like this.
The FDNY wants people to know just how dangerous fireworks can be. So it released this video to show it. (No one was injured.) nyti.ms/3ikaWGd
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Thinking about how the Dutch police arrested a bird for taking part in a robbery, put it in a jail cell with bread and water & when the media reported on it they put a little black bar over the face to protect its identity
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