Daniel @Preston5280

I think, therefore I'm not an idiot. 🇺🇲 Husband 🏳️‍🌈, proud Father via surrogacy. Denver, CO Joined December 2014

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Daniel @Preston5280

16 hours ago

I cancelled my Netflix subscription back with they tried to spin off the physical DVDs into a new product and jacked up prices 60%...that was 2011 I think 🤔 #aheadofthecurve

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Adam Carolla @adamcarolla

a week ago

My phone autocorrected Tylenol to “try Leno” and now I’m wondering if denim causes autism.

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Call me crazy but I thought the major violation of free speech last week was when the free speech guy got shot in the neck for promoting free speech. Evidently, it was the vaccine salesman with terrible ratings getting fired.

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Shawn Ryan @ShawnRyan762

a month ago

You have one shot to raise good kids and be a good husband.

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Daniel @Preston5280

2 months ago

Anyone?

Daniel @Preston5280

6 months ago

Anyone?

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Daniel @Preston5280

3 months ago

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8 months ago

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Tesla @Tesla

3 months ago

World's first autonomous delivery of a car! This Tesla drove itself from Gigafactory Texas to its new owner's home ~30min away — crossing parking lots, highways & the city to reach its new owner

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Daniel @Preston5280

3 months ago

#1 - Never trust a politician who opens their mouth. #2 - Never trust someone who starts a sentence with "Look...".

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Leor Sapir @LeorSapir

3 months ago

I’m surprised it was bunker busters that took out Iran’s nuke program and not clause 52(a)(iii)(13)(f) on page 14,762 of Appendix 71(d)(ii) of the Obama nuclear deal.