PretendObject @PretendObject

He/Him. @Twitch Affiliate. Cat & Cthulhu Lover. Stigma Fighter. Amateur Mini Hobbiest. Business Email: [email protected] linktr.ee/pretendobject Joined February 2010

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PretendObject @PretendObject

9 months ago

Super Signature Tutorial Giveaway! #giveaway #win kingsumo.com/g/3qv90v1/supe…

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PretendObject @PretendObject

11 months ago

Pro tip for recruiters: Look at the work history on my resume or LinkedIn before asking to set up a meeting about job opportunities. It will save us both time.

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PretendObject @PretendObject

11 months ago

Have I burnt all the bridges? Blacklisted from forgiveness?

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PretendObject @PretendObject

11 months ago

248 years was a good run I guess.

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PretendObject @PretendObject

11 months ago

Let's see if the algorithm can find me some new mutuals, say hey if you're into: 💫 Pokémon 💟 Cthulhu 💫 Cats 💟 Anime 💫 Miniatures 💟 Video Games 💫 Pins 💟 Alternative 💫 Pop Punk 💟 Spider-Man

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Pokémon TCG @PokemonTCG

11 months ago

Every Eeveelution is here! 🤎 🌊 ⚡ 🔥 🔮 🌒 🍃 ❄️ 💝 Eevee and its many Evolutions take center stage in the upcoming Pokémon TCG: Scarlet & Violet—#PrismaticEvolutions expansion!

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PretendObject @PretendObject

11 months ago

Maybe 25 rolls of sushi would cheer me up.

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PretendObject @PretendObject

11 months ago

Hours 9 and 10 of a 12 hour shift are by far the most difficult to make it through. Struggle bus is pulling up now. 😭😭😭

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Resilience isn't always toughness. Sometimes it's the softness to let things move through you. It's the willingness to not act on strong emotions you would want to express more fully. You just acknowledge them then let it go.

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PretendObject @PretendObject

12 months ago

Is this real life?

Kamala HQ @KamalaHQ

12 months ago

Is this real life?

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Pirate Software @PirateSoftware

a year ago

It's been almost a year since the giant explosion that took our stream from ~400 average viewers to above 10,000. In the beginning of this I formed a corporation and hired our moderation team and editors on full-time. At the time people claimed we would be bankrupt within 6…

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Pirate Software @PirateSoftware

a year ago

I just finished the campaign for @SpaceMarine 2. I wasn't a huge fan of Warhammer 40k before this. I just respected the universe they crafted from the fringes. This game was over the top awesome and the story is really compelling even for someone on the outside like me. Can't…

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PretendObject @PretendObject

a year ago

Support Needed to Get Through Tough Times gofund.me/b21de9a8 A really great old co-worker is going through a really rough patch. He recently had surgery and is out of work. Please donate to @LargoMinus if you have some extra cash. Even $10 would help a lot. Thanks so much!

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PretendObject @PretendObject

a year ago

“Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly.” ― Charles Addams

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PretendObject @PretendObject

a year ago

I suck so much at beat'em up games. I am so much better at roguelite card games. Going to need a carry through Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Splintered Fate. 😂🤣😂🤣

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PretendObject @PretendObject

a year ago

When the light fades to rain, push on through.

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PretendObject @PretendObject

a year ago

Haters said I couldn't do it. And they were correct. Honestly, that was such a great call from the haters.

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PretendObject @PretendObject

a year ago

I received a Twitch payout today even though I haven't streamed in forever. It was quite the surprise! Whoever is still subbed to me is the real MVP. I appreciate you so much!