Perry The Platypus @Prettyflyguy7

hope for a life full of good problems. Joined April 2017

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M.eilar 💗 @Karugiii

3 days ago

Hello father, It’s me again. I have squandered all my funds on enjoyment and the coffers are dry. I know I said this last month, but I promise I will do better with this month’s salary. Yours forever Child (The consequence of your actions 🥺)

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OLUCHI ( you have no funder) @Phatbabeluuu

3 days ago

Unemployment has a way of making you enjoy Monday mornings in very shameful way .

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. @tosinmm

3 days ago

Put in the work, everyday. When it's your turn, it's your turn.

Boitumelo @B_Immunity

3 days ago

Put in the work, everyday. When it's your turn, it's your turn.

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Dylan Abruscato @DylanAbruscato

3 days ago

This has been the secret to my entire career

tommy @tommytrxnh

3 days ago

This has been the secret to my entire career

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GHOST @LordGhost____

4 days ago

Michael Phelps said one day off swimming cost him two days to catch up Big fucking lesson Apply constant pressure

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Billz @BillzDaOriginal

3 days ago

We can't be unlucky everyday, Let's try again today!

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Ruth Karauri @ruth_karauri

4 days ago

River Nile by night 😍

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Jay Yang @Jayyanginspires

4 days ago

The fastest way to accelerate your career is to get in environments where your dream life is their average Thursday.

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Alté @theonlychap

3 days ago

no stress😂

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Nywele Ngumu @mariahsudi

4 days ago

My take on love usually is … even if it ends tomorrow , today holds true and that is the only thing that should matter

femiiiiii. @femiiiszn

5 days ago

My take on love usually is … even if it ends tomorrow , today holds true and that is the only thing that should matter

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Jakonyango @Ja_Konyango

4 days ago

Still reading, "Money in your pocket can’t hide the poverty in your character. Every move you make drips of insecurity. You’re not a man of stature, you’re just a loser with funding." That brother cooked!

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⚇ @Invisblelad

6 days ago

Art hard, fit hard, pose hard. Well deserved 🎊❤️.

Borntobewild⚡ @Isaihrine

6 months ago

Art hard, fit hard, pose hard. Well deserved 🎊❤️.

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simple boi: mabele & amabele @Queen_Finxa

5 days ago

Using the dictionary to understand the meaning of words, and learn new ones

ysl @yslmammi

a week ago

Using the dictionary to understand the meaning of words, and learn new ones

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Chief Disruptor @ahmad_salims

6 days ago

AliExpress used to use Posta Kenya. As expected filth, corruption, incompetence. Parcels lost, delays forever, sometimes no updates. Then came Speedaf. A Chinese company, efficient, 7 days flat from China. Prompt, responsive, no drama. They cracked it. I’ve said it for years:…

MUHAMMAD ONYANGO @Moha001_Onyango

6 days ago

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Mashudu Modau @Mashstartup

a week ago

Once you understand the seasonal nature of life the hard times aren’t so difficult. It will pass, you just gotta maintain your energy and sustain your drive until things get better. And they will get better, they always do 🙏🏿❤️

Zoë A&R @ZoeAlicia

a week ago

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Science girl @gunsnrosesgirl3

a week ago

Japan has invested approximately $80 billion in constructing a massive U-shaped seawall, primarily in the Iwaki prefecture, to protect coastal towns from tsunamis and tidal storms,

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Belion @Gilbert_Belion

2 weeks ago

And then there is this guy

Parclays punk @Thee_Rodney

5 years ago

And then there is this guy https://t.co/S2JoOua51W

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St. Bervon @bavonski

2 weeks ago

Do you understand how much Yvonne Chaka Chaka was locked in the groove, for her to release a whole song thanking Mr Dj for playing her request?😂

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Σαπαγιανός @Sapayian

2 weeks ago

Someone shipped in 2 Australian spec kitted V8 Turbo Diesel 79 series land cruisers

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Kipsambu Tigentiony @KipngetichManu3

2 weeks ago

What do you mean there was an investor who wanted to set a formula one track in Kasarani by investing 1.3B dollars but a former Governor of Nairobi demanded 50M bribe na hivo ndio hatutawahi ona Grand prix Kenya.They investor went to Rwanda and in 2027 they'll host Formula 1.