Ni @PrincessNeems
ambiguously funky Joined March 2013-
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The middle aged shuttle driver taking me to the airport has a picture of tits as his flip phones background. #santacruz
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Hero Of The Common Man Talks To Plumber For Entire Time He’s In House onion.com/1odeP1G
"I have to pee.... wait this is my house, I can pee wherever I want!" -Nahal #markingherterritory #shitnahalsays
Overheard at koffee klatch: "Like I get art curation, but I could just say fuck it and just play the saxophone. "
I cleared the bank in monopoly. #ibeatcapitalism
When im walking with someone and a divider/obstacle comes up I purposefully choose to split up and pretend it symbolizes something.
Im afraid of stretching my arms out in public places because I worry that a stranger might call on me.
@mattaoconnell @frugal_adrian its the false Nima
Accidentally killed a crow mid air with a mirror.
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