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On this day in 2010 JMU visited Blacksburg and came out with a 21-16 victory over #13 Virginia Tech. It was just the second time ever that an FCS/I-AA team beat a ranked FBS team!
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Louisville forgets that we gave them their best basketball player last season as a gift
This guy gets it
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Cap Investigator 🕵🏻♂️ retweeted
Waking up this morning🤘
Need more of this #downwiththefats
Need more of this #downwiththefats
Genuinely fucking embarrassing for us as a nation
Genuinely fucking embarrassing for us as a nation
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The Yankees’ new City Connect jerseys have reportedly leaked
This made it move
This is the most elite duo on planet earth
This is the most elite duo on planet earth
This is me btw if you even care
This is me btw if you even care
FUCKKKKK THIS
2026 CFP confirmed
This reminds me of the alcoholic water I used to drink in college lmao what a mind fuck that was
This reminds me of the alcoholic water I used to drink in college lmao what a mind fuck that was https://t.co/TDi3GJy8Ku
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