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Vests were first invented in the dark ages during the plague. Monks locked in isolation used to build elaborate puzzles to pass the time. The sleeves of long robes kept dragging pieces on the table, so monasteries had them cut off.

Popcorn was originally Popecorn, the only food a pope could eat during lent, a tradition dating back to 969 AD. Through the years the spelling gradually lost its ‘e’ and we know it as Popcorn today!

In the United States, Castle Doctrine refers to the right that every person has to build and defend sand castles on their own property.

Many non-mammal animals can be milked. The one eyed snake can be milked several times a day, and many people find the process of milking the snake very stress relieving.

Did you know that there are only 7 moose in the state of Vermont. If anyone says they’ve seen 8 moose, they are not to be trusted

The portrait of the Quaker Oats man is considered by historians to be the most accurate depiction of first United States president George Washington.

Duck tape is named so due to the materials used in its original invention. Rendered duck fat was the primary ingredient up until 1986. It took on average, 36 ducks per yard of tape.

Pulling the fire alarm to create an emergency rave is looked down upon probably.

According to recent geological studies, creeks are really just rivers going through a tough time in life right now.

Fuck I wish I thought of this.

Airplanes stay in the air for no other reason than the earths pure hatred for those ungodly abominations.

Over 60% of all baby oil marketed in the United States and Europe isn’t actually made from fresh pressed babies. Educate yourselves.

The toilet plunger existed for 120 years before the toilet. No one knew exactly what the device was for during those 12 decades.

Like many great modern empires, @LittleDebbie rose from the ashes of the fallen Roman Empire circa 960 AD

Tea kettles don’t actually heat water. They open an inter dimensional portal where the tepid water is entirely replaced with water of a higher temperature.

The term ‘ghost writer’ dates back to post civil war America, when spiritualism was on the rise. Authors with writers block would hold seance and let the spirits of the afterlife write for them. That’s why Stephen King is a ghost writer. He writes from beyond the grave.

History actually only dates back 67 years. Everything before that is just the fabricated lead up to Ronald McDonald’s origin story.

Dwayne @TheRock Johnson gained his nickname from his fellow classmates during University while studying geology.

‘Foxy Boxing’ originally utilized real foxes.

The term ‘Apple Orchard’ dates back to the mid century Europe, where groves of apple trees were believed to be a meeting locations for ‘Orcs’ to go ‘Hard’.