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ProbablyNotNick @ProbNotNick

Joined February 2021
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ProbablyNotNick @ProbNotNick

2 months ago

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ProbablyNotNick @ProbNotNick

2 months ago

Dude at Fastastic 4 had me rolling during the post credits scene when he pointed at the screen and yelled "THE VERY HUNGRY CATERPILLAR" like it was some universe shattering clue. Sue was just reading that shit to her kid, bro probably wouldn't know anything about it 💀

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ProbablyNotNick @ProbNotNick

2 months ago

Walked out of Fantastic 4 and heard people calling for Feige to retire like he was 2015 Peyton Manning

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3 months ago

At Target someone asked me if we "lock up the wife beaters". I told him they let Diddy walk, I dont think we do that anymore

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4 months ago

Cursed to have the sleeping habits of a less employed man 😔

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4 months ago

New Mission Impossible had me stanced up like this in the middle of the Imax aisle

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4 months ago

Truck drivers on the highway will see another truck and go "hmm let me just get into the opposite lane and go the exact same fucking speed" don't piss me off man

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5 months ago

Linkin Park concert is birthright for white people

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5 months ago

Used to play basketball with Dillon Gabriel in grade school. Surreal getting to see bro get drafted. Congrats my man!

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5 months ago

If they vampires in Sinners could commune with their ancestors through music they'd get Dracula Flow

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ProbablyNotNick @ProbNotNick

5 months ago

Party rock is in the WHAT tonight???

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ProbablyNotNick @ProbNotNick

6 months ago

Fuck a perc, I would have sold him off for an advil

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maybe: xavier @couldbexav

6 months ago

Fuck a perc, I would have sold him off for an advil

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ProbablyNotNick @ProbNotNick

6 months ago

Nintendo fan boys about to start WWIII so they can spend $80 on Mario Kart instead of $100

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6 months ago

Nintendo fan boys about to start WWIII so they can spend $80 on Mario Kart instead of $100 https://t.co/KHL9lL0Mvv

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ProbablyNotNick @ProbNotNick

6 months ago

Trump better walk back these tariffs soon or we're about to get the first "Mario made me do it" defense in legal history

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