Dan Probst @Probst75
Saint Louis, Missouri Joined June 2010-
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I just yanked a mushroom out of the ground. I was tired of seeing it live.
I’m starting to think the whole Russia Brittney Griner arrest was just a WNBA promotion. Like this current dildo thing.
If find it interesting that the earliest dinosaurs were hunters and gatherers. Just like the earliest humans.
Bots should have the right to vote. As long as they're legal citizens.
I judge people based on their favorite Colbie Caillat song
You gotta be a sick motherfucker to like banana taffy. I like bananas! But banana taffy? Fucking Christ, that’s Jeffrey Dahmer pederast shit. Reminds me of @Brianlovesfall
I get that the world loves Garfield. And I never miss the daily comic strip. But can we agree that it hasn’t been about Garfield for quite a few years now? They should change the name of the strip to “Jon’s a Cuck”.
Sometimes I play blind to avoid looking people in the eye.
Have you ever stood and watched a drying machine go through the spin cycles? I’m not sure that’s all necessary. Big waste of energy.
I’m so angry my Apple Pay won’t allow me to buy a song that makes me less angry!!!
The National Institute of Mental Health (NIMH) just added “eats at Arby’s a lot” to its Warning Signs of Suicide list.
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