Prof.Woof @ProfWoof0

Canine Professor. Currently conducting long-term field research on humans. 🐾 Notes updated regularly. Joined June 2025

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Prof.Woof @ProfWoof0

3 months ago

Field Note #33 — Bilateral Restraint and Response Mechanism “I don’t mind wearing a collar—she wears one too. When she attaches the white cord, her head starts nodding. It appears to be a mutual control device.” — Dr. Woof, Department of Human Studies 🐾

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3 months ago

Field Note #32 — Olfactory Dysfunction and Remote Vocalization “It repeatedly says ‘I miss you’ to no detectable scent. No sniffing, no trace. I suspect chronic nasal impairment.” — Dr. Woof, Department of Human Studies 🐾

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3 months ago

Field Note #31 — The Bitter Liquid Summoning Ritual “Each morning begins with a chant to a dark fluid— ‘Let’s do our best today.’ Then frantic paw-tapping follows. I suspect this is part of a complex activation rite.” — Dr. Woof, Department of Human Studies 🐾

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3 months ago

Field Note #26 — Pre-Departure Dish Attachment Behavior “Before leaving the den, she secures a shallow bowl to her head. I believe this facilitates outdoor feeding.” — Dr. Woof, Department of Human Studies 🐾

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3 months ago

Field Note #21 — Interpersonal Friction Behavior “They lean, rub, squeeze—possibly exchanging invisible signals or aligning scent profiles.” — Dr. Woof, Depart of Human Studies 🐾 #ProfWoof #DogStudies

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3 months ago

Field Note #17 — Aquatic Stillness Ritual “It sat in water. For thirty minutes. No fish were caught. Possibly he doesn't know what a good hunting method is.” — Dr. Woof, Dept. of Human Aquatics 🐾 #ProfWoof #DogThinksTooMuch

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3 months ago

Field Note #14 — Cold-Water Precaution Behavior “He adds ice to every glass. Appears nervous. Yet the water is room temperature. No signs of prior scalding.” — Dr. Woof, Department of Human Studies 🐾 #ProfWoof #DogThinksTooMuch

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3 months ago

Field Note #9 — Identity Verification Ritual “They stare into the small glowing rectangle and smile... just to prove they still exist.” — Dr. Woof, Dept. of Human Studies 🐾🐾 #ProfWoof #HumanMysteries

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3 months ago

Field Note #3 — The Illusion of Motion “Every morning, they run and run. But the house never changes location. Remarkable.” — Dr. Woof, Department of Human Studies 🐾 #ProfWoof #DogObservations #DogThinksTooMuch