Jasmine @ProfessionalWit
The thoughts I have that are too inappropriate for real life Joined October 2013-
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No underwear, no bra, no problem #summervacation
I'll take my degree over your friendship every day of the week and twice on Sunday if you are gonna be like that. #justno
If you are going to try and demean my degree, well Ill just make you take a long look at the life you have at home with no job and no career
Get a degree, get on my level - then we can talk
When people try to call you out on your trash talk and you respond "Prove me wrong" I guarantee you the look on their face will be priceless
When you have to pee so bad you can no longer focus and your roommate is gettin ready for bed in the bathroom wch is atleast a 15min wait...
Tomorrow is going to suck more than being a fly on a camels ass in the middle of a desert when it passes gas #lordpleasehelpme #anyonereally
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I'm on my way San Antonio....operation smack y'all in the mouth with a shit load of funny will be in session ... hartgram.com/at9
When your mother ends a phone conversation just to send you a bitchy text knowing your stressed and about to pull an all nighter is <<<<<<<<
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FBI confirms that one of bureau's "most wanted terrorist" is dead cbsn.ws/19Lh0Tl
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Happy #YoureWelcomeWednesday!
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Stars can't shine without darkness.
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The worst thing about being lied to is simply knowing you weren't worth the truth.
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