💵Max Profitt Haltmann💵 @ProfittMax
"Well...allow me to elaborate. In compliance with the business plan drafted by Star Dream...effective today, you are...terminated!" - Ran by @AngryGhia Joined October 2020-
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You ever just look at a planet and go "It needs to be M E T A L"
//Hey, so I'm gonna be not dead now. Prepare for somewhat regular posts from now on.
I should have been a Dream Friend instead of my daughter because I'm cooler.
Money Money Money Money Money Money Money Money Money Money Money Money Money Money Money Money Money Money Money Money Money Money Money Money Money Money Money Money Money Money Money Money Money Money Money Money Money Money Money Money Money Money Money Money send tweet
Fun fact, I actually got so rich by inventing clapping and getting royalty whenever someone clapped.
Hey look, I made a hammer entirely of gold! Oh and I'm also suffocating because I'm in the vacuum of space send help
I found a picture of me in my youth! Ah, to be young again...
I am disowning Susie. Everyone say hi to my new son.
Stop drawing porn of my daughter
I hate this stupid dumb cylinder with all my heart
I still can't believe it happened.
I have once again woken up in my business chair hungover. It’s gonna be one of those days...
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